What would My Little Pony be like if it were British? Let's all don our top hats and monocles, sip some tea, and watch a jolly good show, guvnah!

Now with its own reading!

Philomena flies away.

Promised riches beyond her wildest dreams, Rainbow Dash joins the multi-level marketing business Amway. Of course, it's not all it's cracked up to be. It's actually a pyramid scheme, and now Dash is in danger of losing her money.

I'm Jamie Thompson, a brony living in suburban America. Nobody understands me, though. My mom keeps telling me to grow up. I don't get it, though. I'm totally an adult. I mean, I have a full beard growing on my neck!

Anyway, I was down on my luck and despairing about my crappy life, but then a spaceship full of ponies landed by the mall. Now all of my wildest dreams are about to come true. Sometimes all we need is a little spaceship to reintroduce us to what truly makes life worth living.

Look at Flash Sentry. Hitting on Twilight and being all nice to her. How dare he? He sucks.

I'm Shining Armor, and as Twilight's older brother, I'm the one who has to approve of whoever dates her. Or whoever wants to date her. Or, in the case of Flash Sentry, might even think about wanting to date her. But I don't like him. Not one bit. I have a visceral hatred of him from the very core of my being. So, I kick Flash Sentry's flank.

He deserves it, after all, and I'm sure that you all agree.

Caramel has a job as a telemarketer. When he calls Twilight Sparkle's house, she lets her pet owl pick up the phone. The only problem is that Owlowiscious does nothing but hoot.

Octavia is sick of playing under-appreciated classical music to crowds of only a few dozen, so she switches up her format to become a top-40 pop musician and appeal to the masses.

After Frylock opens a portal to Equestria, the Aqua Teen Hunger Force ends up in Ponyville. Things go about as disastrously as expected.

Rated teen for swearing and mild gore. If you have watched the show, you know what to expect.

For her valiant efforts reforming Discord, stopping the snoring dragon, and taking care of all the animals in Ponyville by herself, Fluttershy is made a princess.

Part of One-Shotober. 100% approved by Twilight's Library!

Pinkie Pie has landed her dream job: the Chief Party Officer at Google. Now, she gets to sit in on the board of director meetings and suggest ideas for new Google products. Posted in honor of Google's stock reaching $1000 per share. This story is part of One-Shotober.