I'm Jamie Thompson, a brony living in suburban America. Nobody understands me, though. My mom keeps telling me to grow up. I don't get it, though. I'm totally an adult. I mean, I have a full beard growing on my neck!
Anyway, I was down on my luck and despairing about my crappy life, but then a spaceship full of ponies landed by the mall. Now all of my wildest dreams are about to come true. Sometimes all we need is a little spaceship to reintroduce us to what truly makes life worth living.
Chapters (1)
Yawn
*Gets up out of bed and walks outside*
Huh...
*Everyone is gone*
Where did everyone go?
*Looks at a note*
Dear Soft Shell, today everypony in equestria was foced to leave the planet,
However you were asleep and we did not wish to disturb you
Wait why would they leave?
*Looks up*
Not again.....
*A large meteor is about to crash into the planet*
Whelp, That was the most bat shit insane thing Ive ever read.
10/10 Would lol again. :D
You've been doing a lot of parodies lately, huh?
I commend you, good sir!
Laughed many a time reading this.
Abusing religion. Jamie is a massive jerk in that regard. Particularly one I follow. -1.
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
3407409 Dude it's a joke man. Jamie is a stereotypical Redditor. I've got nothing against Christianity.
Hot Topic: the Mecca of the MLP fandom. All able bodied bronies must visit it at least once in their lifetimes.
Jamie knows where it's at.
Burning... books... why did Twilight not kill them all?!
-T.R
Carts, I've read basically all of your stuff. And this is arguably the best thing.
Not sure if punk intolerant brony or Steore-type brony.
Well, this story looks weird.
*read-later*
Worth it.
Damn, that's a fuckton of ponies!
Um...I feel like I just got trolled really hard but not sure...meh, have a thumbs up for coming up with something so damn ludicrous and for lampooning our dear fandom so well.
I wonder how many bronies actually fit the stereotype you described in this fic.
3407483
Well, okay.
Still...
Some of those pony names....I see what you did there. So assuming he basically had a massive stroke and is dying in a hospital bed
[Reader: starts story] hmmm this seems suspicious.
I really REALLY don't like this guy!
I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY DON'T LIKE- 
wait a second... 
Was that the point of the whole story?
Only on the internet...
[Reader: meets main character] I don't like this guy.
[Main character: lied to the police, parks illegally and, when he meets the Mane 6, immediately starts lying] I really don't like this guy.
[Main character: asks Sunset to set fire to all other vehicles that aren't his]
[Main character: starts a book-burning] I really REALLY REALLY don't like this guy!!!
[Reader: finishes story]
[Reader: reads comments] That was the point of the whole story... Huh
Me and my boys when we saw this:
"I am not going out there."
"I'm not going out there."
"Ha ha I'm definetley- aw."
"Sorry bro."
"2 weeks from retirement."
"Good luck hahahaha hahahaha" "CRUNCH" "OW MY FOOT!"
Here watch this