Caramel has a job as a telemarketer. When he calls Twilight Sparkle's house, she lets her pet owl pick up the phone. The only problem is that Owlowiscious does nothing but hoot.
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CartsBeforeHorses
Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.
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I laughed harder at this than I should have. XD
Um.
Alright then. Well played, Owlouiscious.
~Skeeter The Lurker
Don't annoy Owlouiscious.
Or he will find you.
And he will kill you.
1,000 words exactly. Like a boss
I did not expect that ending. Nice story!
Gave me plenty of
This was a cute little story, until Owlouiscious reminded me why I'm terrified of him. (kidding, I liked it.) Owlouiscious just doesn't get enough attention.
Release, the phone spiders!
That was amazing this might just be your best work so far.
~Leonzilla
dat ending
Whoa. Well-played.
That is all
When you have no idea who's calling, use Owlouiscious.
The owl will show them HOO'S boss!
Lololol
Dat ending!!!!
This is further reason for why I love Owlouiscious so much.
"Thanks,celestia" the equestria equivalent to "thanks,obama!" Lol
Damn, sucks to be Caramel.
It's a rare talent to make someone smile from the title alone. Well done!
This should be featured.
Remember kids: as long as you don't threaten them, telemarketers can't hang up
.... ... ...pffff hahahahahahhahaaaa!... I needed that...
It's Obama
3420090 Is that true?
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It's great fun. 
Actually, yeah.
3746297 http://www.wikihow.com/Respond-Creatively-to-Telemarketers Have fun!
3746357
Those are good ones. Acting like a deaf man is probably one of my favorites...
3746377 I like the one where you fake getting shot. I think it would be funnier if they interrupted the telemarketer by popping the balloon, saying "I'm shot!" and then saying "Please continue," as if nothing was wrong.
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YES! Those are the best kinds. And acting with a strange voice...
Owlicious, always the smooth operator.
well that was an unexpected ending...
Thanks for the stories to help me stay up at night while I pull my first all nighter... stupid me w/ my homework...
I'm tired
4111944 http://notalwaysworking.com/burning-the-telemarketer/34334
What would happened when Spike drinks a potion that let him talk to animals?
4111944
I sorta have to wonder if this is a good idea.
Telemarketers aren't trying to annoy you. They're doing their job, which sucks. Just put your name on the no-call list.
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Surely that depends on the company policies. I mean, perhaps some telemarketers can't - it's a policy that I can imagine someone setting up - but surely some telemarketers can. It's a bit ridiculous to not be able to hang up after the customer has quite firmly said 'No' and walked away, after all.
Having worked as a telemarketer (briefly, thank Celestia), I can sympathize with Caramel.
But Owlowicious is still hilarious!
Nice, quick comedic fix. Got a smile out of me.
...Ok, where the hell did that ending come from and why can't I stop laughing?!
I've done a dramatic read on your fan-fic
5778390 Thanks!
Mr. Owl, how many block lists does it take to get off of the telemarketer call list?
The world may never know...
4563185 They've all done that, but somehow the calls keep coming.
I did not see that punchline coming.
Well done.