While talking to Princess Twilight Sparkle, a Royal Guard refers to Princess Celestia as 'Sunbutt'. He is quick to explain how he came to learn of the nickname, and suggests that Twilight should talk to Princess Luna.

So she does, whereupon she finds that Luna is all too happy to share a story with her...

Have you ever felt like you were being judged because of something you had done?

I have... and it's not a good feeling, let me tell you that. But I swear that I had no choice. You see, many ponies can control the urges they get. Me? Well... I'm not one of them, and neither is Thunderlane. We both wanted the same thing, so naturally we were prepared to do whatever it took to get it.

Even if it did mean doing something that most ponies wouldn't exactly approve of...

Every morning without fail, the mail is delivered to the various citizens of Canterlot. Among them are Geo and Twilight Sparkle, a Prince and Princess with a habit of getting themselves into strange situations.

Which is probably just as well, because this particular batch of letters is unlike any they've ever seen before.

With the help of some of their friends, they begin picking their way through the unknown. But who'd have thought that reading the mail could have the potential to be so dangerous?

AUTHOR'S NOTES

This is my 50th story published to Fimfiction, so naturally I wanted to do something special. I asked my followers to write letters to any Geoverse character they wanted, about anything they wanted.

The response was a good one, and I really enjoyed the letters I got. I had a lot of fun writing this story, and I hope you will enjoy reading it. It was originally rejected from Fimfiction for being a meta-fic, but that's probably because the letters were signed in the story with the username of the person who sent them.

Anyone who has read the story already will therefore notice that this version is slightly different. Some scenes have been extended, and the 'signatures' have been changed as well. But don't worry if you sent a letter in — you are fully credited in the Author's Note of the chapter!

While helping an ill Twilight Sparkle around the library, little Toby Mason is hit with a burst of magic and sent spiralling through the void into... Equestria? Well then, that's good... right?

Unfortunately not, for it soon becomes apparent that this is not the Equestria Toby knows. There are many differences: his adoptive family don't seem to know who he is, his adoptive mother seems to be dating somepony and Twilight and Pinkie Pie both have foals of their own.

Oh, and it would seem that Toby is no longer the only human in Equestria.

How will he cope?

AUTHOR'S NOTES

This is a crossover between the Toby Mason trilogy — written by APoeticHeart, and the Geoverse — my own series of self-insert Human in Equestria stories.

This has been written with the knowledge and consent of APoeticHeart.

Unlike the majority of Geoverse stories, this one will not contain any swearing, violence or sex references, given the fact that Toby is just a child. Instead it will be as sweet and nice as possible.

Reading the stories in the Geoverse is not required, as all references will be explained. This story is also canon to current events in the Geoverse. It takes place during A Season Of Adventure, in the 11-month gap between chapters 14 and 15.

When Spike challenges Rainbow Dash to a race, the winner of which must do something for the loser, she gleefully accepts. To her dismay she loses — but rather than make her do something embarrassing like she was expecting him to, all Spike wants is for Dash to treat him to dinner.

As the night wears on, Spike drops a few hints about his true feelings — which Dash fails to pick up on. Can she realise the truth, or is it too late?

AUTHOR'S NOTES

Winner of this contest held by the SpikeDash group. Thanks, Vexy!

What happens when five authors get together to create stories based around some guy's series of self-insert HiE stories, revolving around three completely random items?

You get this silly little collab... presented in all of its demented, random glory.

Part of the Geoverse.

AUTHOR'S NOTES

I put out a message on my group forum asking if anyone would be up for a random collab. The idea was that authors went to this website and used the 'Random Noun Generator' to generate three things. They then had to write those ideas into a story centred around the Geoverse, the name I've given to my collection of (somewhat) popular self-insert HiE stories.

Rated Teen for language. Contains some dark elements.

CONTRIBUTORS

* Me (obviously)
* greatodyer
* Ikemtz16
* Vetnern
* MOAKStryker (he changes his name so damn often there's no point in me linking to his profile)

Available as a book!

It is a fact that horses have served mankind for thousands of years, in times of war and in times of peace. Your horse – a chestnut mare named Zayna – helps you to earn your primary source of income, in the form of a riding school.

But then, a freak occurrence dumps you both in a strange new land populated by talking ponies. At first, they are a bit hostile due to a misunderstanding — but that's nothing when you realise it's not just ponies who can talk here.

As it turns out, horses can as well.

AUTHOR'S NOTES

Featured on Equestria Daily.

This is NOT an Anonymous in Equestria story.

First two chapters edited by Shin Guyviroth.

Special thanks to Shachza and Alticron for their assistance.

Rated Teen for suggestive themes.

This story is a sequel to Top Of The Charts

Released from jail for a crime he did not commit, Anonymous has returned to Ponyville to resume his life in Equestria. While some ponies - such as Vinyl Scratch and Octavia - are pleased to see him, there are many more who don't appreciate him being back amongst them.

Now Anon must try to adjust to an Equestria which has changed a lot during his absence, while trying to regain the trust of the locals. Solving the mystery surrounding the disappearance of several townsponies seems like a good place to start, even if it does mean stooping to levels he never thought possible...

AUTHOR'S NOTE

Comments contain spoilers.

Diamond Dogs are tagged, but they're not the same ones we've seen in the show.

Cover art drawn by Thy and coloured by an Anon, both of whom I found on /mlp/.

Anon thinks in this colour.
Anon's Brain thinks in this colour.

During an experiment, Twilight manages to bring a bottle containing a mysterious orange liquid into Equestria. Her curiosity gets the better of her and she decides to taste it, purely in the interests of science.

She soon finds that the pony body isn't designed to handle the awesomeness that is Irn Bru, at least not without some rather odd side effects. Side effects that her unfortunate assisstant will now have to put up with...

AUTHOR'S NOTES

Comments may contain spoilers.

Inspired by a conversation I had on TeamSpeak with the awesome Sweet Tale (AKA Greatodyer).

I regret nothing.

Geo has proposed to Twilight Sparkle, and she has gleefully accepted. One of the first things she wants to do is tell her family, as well as a couple of her other friends, the exciting news.

It should be a piece of cake, but there are just two small problems: the fact that Twilight's family aren't even aware of her relationship with the human, and the fact that a certain Princess of the Night hasn't met him yet.

How will Twilight Velvet and Night Light react to the sudden and shocking news that their precious daughter not only has a boyfriend they didn't know about, but that she is also engaged to him? What will Shining Armour make of his soon-to-be brother-in-law? But most important of all — how will Luna react?

AUTHOR'S NOTE

Rated Teen for sexual references.

This was originally Part 2.5 of the Geoverse series. But during the rewrite of To Friend Is Human, I added in meetings with Twilight's family and Luna — making this story obsolete.

But rather than delete it, I simply decided to rebrand it as part of the Alternate Geoverse.

Enjoy!