1. Member Since 28th Jul, 2012
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I'm just an ordinary Scotsman who writes ordinary horse words, not all of which are of the self-insert variety.

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Geo's House Of Horse Words



Special Thanks to harts fire for creating a room for me on his TeamSpeak server!

Story Priorities




Apocalypse in Equestria (Sequel to The People's Republic of Twilightlicious)


Good Things C** (NSFW)

Bottom Of The Ladder

The Scotsman And The Fashionista 4

Geoverse Part 6.5: Evil Rising


Geoverse: Transformation

Geoverse: Closure

Latest Updates

  • E First Date With Celestia

    It's time for your first date with Princess Celestia. However, your idea of a romantic evening is vastly different to hers...  · GeodesicDragon
    1,327 words · 1,388 views  ·  129  ·  6
  • T Apocalypse in Equestria

    When news of a Diamond Dog army camping in the Everfree Forest reaches Canterlot, it warrants a full-scale response from the Equestrian military. But when the time comes to attack, it quickly becomes apparent that the 'enemy' aren't enemies at all...  · GeodesicDragon
    7,802 words · 109 views
  • T A Collection Of Geodesic One-Shots

    A bunch of single-chapter stories which may or not make sense. It all depends on how you look at them, I guess.  · GeodesicDragon
    17,945 words · 1,225 views  ·  67  ·  18
  • T Welcome To Pony Town

    When Twilight learns of a strange new town which has suddenly appeared in Equestria, she decides that it warrants further investigation. So off she goes, dragging Starlight Glimmer along with her; a great opportunity for a friendship lesson.  · GeodesicDragon
    1,238 words · 906 views  ·  76  ·  6
  • E First Contact

    Twilight talks about what happened when ponies and humans met for the first time.  · GeodesicDragon
    1,080 words · 769 views  ·  43  ·  11

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I enjoy writing, when I do it, but most of my free time is spent finding a job in a place where there are none to be had. Or, if there are any jobs, they are for doing things that I am not qualified for, like nursing.

I have tried many ways of earning money from fanfiction: commissions (which worked on a few occasions), Patreon (which was a massive failure on account of the fact my rewards sucked bosons), and YCH Stories (which could have worked out better, but it still earned me a few pennies).

The best idea I had, though, was the printed version of Of Horses And Whorses. I did have another idea for a book - people would pick their favourite stories of mine, then I'd create one out of it - although I was quick to dismiss the idea as 'very stupid and impractical.'

I'm not asking for any money here, but I am asking for advice.

What is the best way to go about making money from fanfiction? It doesn't have to be a LOT of money, it just has to be enough that I can support myself while I look for work, while at the same time writing more stories.

Thanks for reading, and thanks for your support.

Stay awesome.

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Bio and Miscellaneous Stuff

I'm the G to the E-O-D


And ain't no other brony can swig Bru like me

I'm Geolicious.

If you are looking for my comment box, you can find it at the bottom of my userpage.

Don't bother adding me on Skype, because I don't use it anymore. I prefer TeamSpeak or Discord.

For more information on my work, as well as PDF downloads, Dragon Fics is the place to go!


How To Deal With Manticores

Read On And Download From Dragon Fics

Vine On Vinyl

Read On And Download From Dragon Fics

You are free to do readings of my stories, fan art (like these readers have) and translations — just make sure you send me a link to the finished product! However, if you want to use my characters in your story then I would appreciate it if you asked me first... but I should point out that the chance of me saying 'yes' is quite high. It all depends on what you intend to do with said characters.

My name is Chris, but you can call me GeodesicDragon — or Geo, I don't give a damn which. I'm 28, I live in the Scottish Borders, and I have a penchant for the orange stuff. My favourite ponies, in order, are: Twilight Sparkle, Cheerilee, Luna, Spitfire, Celestia, Cadence, Sweetie Belle (also best CMC), Lyra (also best background pony), Rarity, Cherry Jubilee, Octavia, Rainbow Dash, Coloratura, Twilight Velvet, Ivory Scroll (AKA Mayor Mare), Vinyl Scratch, Applejack and Starlight Glimmer.


* Discord: GeodesicDragon#8228

* Twitter: @GeodesicDragon

* Battle.net (EU Only): GeodesicD#2840

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#572 · 13w, 6d ago · · ·


I deleted the blog because the convention was over and I didn't need to do commissions any more.

#571 · 14w, 21h ago · · ·

So, how much exactly have you drummed up from taking commissions? I saw you deleted the blog.

#570 · 26w, 3d ago · · ·


It has been so far. :twilightsmile:


#569 · 26w, 3d ago · · ·

Happy Birthday Geo! Hope it's a good one!

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