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I'm just an ordinary Scotsman who writes ordinary horse words, not all of which are of the self-insert variety.

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Geo's House Of Horse Words



Special Thanks to harts fire for creating a room for me on his TeamSpeak server!

My Discord Server


I can often be found on the UK of Equestria TeamSpeak server as well.


Story Priorities


Geoverse Part 6.5: Evil Rising



The Scotsman And The Fashionista 4


Good Things C** (NSFW)

Bottom Of The Ladder


Geoverse: Transformation

Geoverse: Closure


Latest Updates

  • E First Contact

    Twilight talks about what happened when ponies and humans met for the first time.  · GeodesicDragon
    1,080 words · 403 views  ·  35  ·  9
  • T Bottom Of The Ladder

    Sequel to Top Of The Charts. Freshly released from jail, Anon has returned to Ponyville. The townsponies don't want him back — but there is another, far more pressing, issue to contend with.  · GeodesicDragon
    14,124 words · 1,604 views  ·  105  ·  10
  • T The People's Republic of Twilightlicious

    Twilight Sparkle has been given control of her very own nation, and now she has to learn how to lead it — while at the same time trying to prevent one of her new neighbours from invading Equestria.  · GeodesicDragon
    31,056 words · 569 views  ·  41  ·  5
  • E I'm Proud Of You, Squirt

    After getting her cutie mark, Scootaloo has a heart-to-heart with Rainbow Dash.  · GeodesicDragon
    1,278 words · 528 views  ·  59  ·  3
  • T A Collection Of Geodesic One-Shots

    A bunch of single-chapter stories which may or not make sense. It all depends on how you look at them, I guess.  · GeodesicDragon
    17,039 words · 1,118 views  ·  67  ·  18

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Bio and Miscellaneous Stuff

I'm the G to the E-O-D


And ain't no other brony can swig Bru like me

I'm Geolicious.

If you are looking for my comment box, you can find it under the art box at the bottom of my userpage.

Don't bother adding me on Skype, because I don't use it anymore. I prefer TeamSpeak or Discord.

For more information on my work, as well as PDF downloads, Dragon Fics is the place to go!


How To Deal With Manticores

Read On And Download From Dragon Fics

Vine On Vinyl

Read On And Download From Dragon Fics

You are free to do readings of my stories, fan art (like these readers have) and translations — just make sure you send me a link to the finished product! However, if you want to use my characters in your story then I would appreciate it if you asked me first... but I should point out that the chance of me saying 'yes' is quite high. It all depends on what you intend to do with said characters.

My name is Chris, but you can call me GeodesicDragon — or Geo, I don't give a damn which. I'm 28, I live in the Scottish Borders, and I have a penchant for the orange stuff. My favourite ponies, in order, are: Twilight Sparkle, Cheerilee, Luna, Spitfire, Celestia, Cadence, Sweetie Belle, Lyra, Rarity, Cherry Jubilee, Octavia, Rainbow Dash, (Countess) Coloratura, Twilight Velvet and Ivory Scroll (AKA Mayor Mare). My favourite villain is Tirek, my favourite former villain is Discord, my favourite episodes are Keep Calm And Flutter On, Power Ponies, Three's a Crowd and Twilight's Kingdom, my favourite songs are Winter Wrap Up, The Smile Song and Hearts As Strong As Horses, my favourite CMC is Sweetie Belle, my favourite stallion is Big Macintosh (Eeyup) and my favourite background pony is Lyra.


* Discord: GeodesicDragon#8228

* Twitter: @GeodesicDragon

* Battle.net (EU Only): GeodesicD#2840


Anyone interested in a Second Edition print run of Of Horses And Whorses?

I've had a bit of interest lately, so I'm just asking. If not, it's no problem. (Although I have to admit that having some more spending money for BronyScot would be very much appreciated.)

Same deal as before: £10 base price, or £15 for a signed copy. This blog post, from the First Edition run, sums up how things will work. Shipping fees will vary by country and how quick you want the book delivered; further details are, of course, available on request.

Given the tumultuous nature of the GBP/USD exchange rate right now (thanks, Obama Brexit), American readers are reminded that it could get expensive for them. Also, the only difference between the First Edition and Second Edition copies is the fact that the First Edition copies have 'First Edition' printed on the front; the Second Edition copies will only have the story title.

Sound off in the comments if you're interested, let me know if you have any questions, and stay awesome.

(Brexit = The name given to the British exit from the European Union.)

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#566 · 3w, 3d ago · · ·

Thanks for the fave, sorry about the late reply :twilightblush:

#565 · 3w, 5d ago · · ·

Hey thanks for the favorite man

#564 · 5w, 3d ago · · ·


Anthro? No, I've not got a problem with that.

Incest? Yes, I mind that very much.

Sorry, but you'll have to find someone else.

#563 · 5w, 3d ago · · ·

>>2201988 First, do you mind incest and anthro?

#562 · 5w, 3d ago · · ·


That depends on what it is you want, as there are some things I won't write about.

Please PM me with more details.

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