1. Member Since 28th Jul, 2012
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I'm just an ordinary Scotsman who writes ordinary horse words, not all of which are of the self-insert variety.

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Geo's House Of Horse Words



Special Thanks to harts fire for creating a room for me on his TeamSpeak server!

I can often be found on the UK of Equestria TeamSpeak server as well.


Story Priorities


Geoverse Part 6.5: Evil Rising



The Scotsman And The Fashionista 4


Good Things C** (NSFW)

Bottom Of The Ladder


Geoverse: Transformation

Geoverse: Closure


Latest Updates

  • T Welcome To Pony Town

    When Twilight learns of a strange new town which has suddenly appeared in Equestria, she decides that it warrants further investigation. So off she goes, dragging Starlight Glimmer along with her; a great opportunity for a friendship lesson.  · GeodesicDragon
    1,238 words · 501 views  ·  58  ·  5
  • E First Contact

    Twilight talks about what happened when ponies and humans met for the first time.  · GeodesicDragon
    1,080 words · 492 views  ·  40  ·  10
  • T Bottom Of The Ladder

    Sequel to Top Of The Charts. Freshly released from jail, Anon has returned to Ponyville. The townsponies don't want him back — but there is another, far more pressing, issue to contend with.  · GeodesicDragon
    14,124 words · 1,635 views  ·  110  ·  11
  • T The People's Republic of Twilightlicious

    Twilight Sparkle has been given control of her very own nation, and now she has to learn how to lead it — while at the same time trying to prevent one of her new neighbours from invading Equestria.  · GeodesicDragon
    31,056 words · 580 views  ·  41  ·  5
  • E I'm Proud Of You, Squirt

    After getting her cutie mark, Scootaloo has a heart-to-heart with Rainbow Dash.  · GeodesicDragon
    1,278 words · 569 views  ·  62  ·  3

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Bio and Miscellaneous Stuff

I'm the G to the E-O-D


And ain't no other brony can swig Bru like me

I'm Geolicious.

If you are looking for my comment box, you can find it under the art box at the bottom of my userpage.

Don't bother adding me on Skype, because I don't use it anymore. I prefer TeamSpeak or Discord.

For more information on my work, as well as PDF downloads, Dragon Fics is the place to go!


How To Deal With Manticores

Read On And Download From Dragon Fics

Vine On Vinyl

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You are free to do readings of my stories, fan art (like these readers have) and translations — just make sure you send me a link to the finished product! However, if you want to use my characters in your story then I would appreciate it if you asked me first... but I should point out that the chance of me saying 'yes' is quite high. It all depends on what you intend to do with said characters.

My name is Chris, but you can call me GeodesicDragon — or Geo, I don't give a damn which. I'm 28, I live in the Scottish Borders, and I have a penchant for the orange stuff. My favourite ponies, in order, are: Twilight Sparkle, Cheerilee, Luna, Spitfire, Celestia, Cadence, Sweetie Belle, Lyra, Rarity, Cherry Jubilee, Octavia, Rainbow Dash, (Countess) Coloratura, Twilight Velvet, Ivory Scroll (AKA Mayor Mare) and Vinyl Scratch. My favourite villain is Tirek, my favourite former villain is Discord, my favourite episodes are Keep Calm And Flutter On, Power Ponies, Three's a Crowd and Twilight's Kingdom, my favourite songs are Winter Wrap Up, The Smile Song and Hearts As Strong As Horses, my favourite CMC is Sweetie Belle, my favourite stallion is Big Macintosh (Eeyup) and my favourite background pony is Lyra.


* Discord: GeodesicDragon#8228

* Twitter: @GeodesicDragon

* Battle.net (EU Only): GeodesicD#2840


Pinkie Pie Gets A Credit Card

[Everyone] [Comedy] [Slice of Life]

When Pinkie Pie gets a credit card, she wants nothing more than to use it to buy lavish gifts for her friends.

So, that's exactly what she does.

This story was written in October 2012, which is roughly the same time I got a credit card of my own (a decision which I still regret to this very day). I wanted to write something with Pinkie, as I never really use her all that often in my stories, and this seemed like a good way to finally make use of her in my work.

This was also the first story I submitted to Equestria Daily, back when they had their 'three strikes' system. Each time I submitted the story, it was rejected with a list of things that needed 'fixed.' I made the necessary changes and sent it in again, only for a different pre-reader to reject it and give me a new list of things needing 'fixed.' As a result, three versions of this story exist; you can find each of them here.

I have nothing against this story, but I feel that I could have done so much more with it. In hindsight, I probably should have used Rarity instead of Pinkie Pie.

That's all for now, folks.

Sound off in the comments if you have any questions, and stay awesome.

Art (Better Album On My Website)

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#566 · 7w, 1d ago · · ·

Thanks for the fave, sorry about the late reply :twilightblush:

#565 · 7w, 4d ago · · ·

Hey thanks for the favorite man

#564 · 9w, 1d ago · · ·


Anthro? No, I've not got a problem with that.

Incest? Yes, I mind that very much.

Sorry, but you'll have to find someone else.

#563 · 9w, 1d ago · · ·

>>2201988 First, do you mind incest and anthro?

#562 · 9w, 1d ago · · ·


That depends on what it is you want, as there are some things I won't write about.

Please PM me with more details.

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