A guy that really loves futa. The dickgirl really ties the whole room together.

Dead as a doornail since 2014

The spanish version of Frosted Flakes is called Zucaritas and Tony the Tiger looks freaking intense on the box.

deactived, thanks for hanging around.

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

"If you write one story, it may be bad; if you write a hundred, you have the odds in your favor." - Edgar Rice Burroughs

Why the name? FMA is awesome. Why the avatar? I like One Piece even more. Welcome to my page and enjoy the stories!

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.

Writer/Developer for the official MLP trading cards and collectible card game, EQD columnist, retired founding staff of BronyCon and the Humble Brony Bundle, and generally an okay sorta guy!

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

Just someone who loves a good MLP fanfiction

Just some hidden brony with a s***load of ideas. Also available for assassinations (Not really, Deadpool does that.)

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

Complete AppleDash fanatic!

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.

irresistible

Later

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

A young soviet fan who wishes to enlighten a crowd with a woven story and a fanciful illustration or two.

Im Batman...err...Mare-do-well!

I have no idea what I'm doing. Except I do, and it's reading/writing pony porn.

I am a part-time writer who has been consumed both by the magic of ponies and the enchanting mystery of their sexuality.

I type stories using my hands

I miss the days--to all my fans and supporters, you were great. I leave a ghost, honest but neglected promises, and just the tip of the worlds I wished to share...

For the winds of kovator beeya!

Some dork who writes horse romance. What more do you want from me?

My Linktr.ee

Midwest Brony. Really appreciate critiques, especially if you catch grammatical errors. I'm far more used to prose and poetry than narrative, so any advice, hate mail, etc. is appreciated.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

All my things are horse things!