Discord goes for a walk.

College sucks. At least, you think so.

You don't care what anyone says. College is basically an adult kindergarten, one where depressed teachers try to uphold some semblance of order in their classes full of drunk, disorderly, or just plain stupid students (and you use the term 'students' extremely loosely) that are only there because their rich parents want their brain-dead children to have some sort of higher education. Either that or sports scholarships. Goddamn sports scholarships.

When your best friend leaves for greener pastures over in Equestria, you start dreading who will take his place as your roommate. Naturally, it happens to be an Equestrian that takes his place—and you're put in charge of making sure she feels at home.

Second-person perspective. Contains anthropomorphic ponies.

A short story that I will add to when I'm not working on more important stories. Enjoy it for what it is, and try not to look to deep into it.

Lyra tries to convince everypony that the end is nigh.

First shot at a poem longer than 50 words. Written in alternating form (AB, AB, CD, CD).

A collection of short stories all relating to famous (or infamous) adages and quotes, starring Lyra.

Have an adage or quote you want to see written? Put it in a comment, and I'll see what I can do.

Divide, some poor sod who prefers his days monotonous and plan-able, gets pulled into Equestria through magical seepage when Twilight completes Starswirl the Bearded's final spell. Once there, he finds that all ponies, sans the Elements of Harmony, are inexplicably attracted to him. While fighting off hordes of horny horses, the mane six and Divide must find a solution to this enigmatic equestrian ethos—or find a way to deport him back to his own dreary dimension.

Will he survive, or shall he fall before these frisky fillies and salivating stallions?

Inglorious self-insert, written because I promised I would.

Three ponies find themselves drawn to a location listed on no maps.

From the day he first rose to greet the sun in its everlasting glory, breaking through the morning frost's hard shell, Emilio knew he was different. The other cabbages didn't understand him. They told him to be humble, to be thoughtful, and above all, to be silent.

The only problem was that Emilio was none of these things.

Isolated and shunned by his own kind, Emilio is taken by the Angel of Death, but does death await him, or something else entirely?

Set in the same continuity as 'The Crusade For Cabbage.'
Written because I could (and to celebrate 20k views. Hooray).

At the brink of dawn, something crashes on the Everfree Forest, causing untold amounts of damage and displacing many creatures that called the dark and foreboding forest their home. When the dust settles, a massive construct of metal is revealed to be the perpetrator.

Lyra Heartstrings, as well as the rest of Ponyville, approach the ominous edifice only to find there's something inside...

...And that something really doesn't like ponies investigating its home.

This is a one-shot, alternate perspective to the events that occur in the first chapter of Unknown. (Subject to change)
Original cover image by Huussii before Swedish Royal Guard edited it. Thanks!

A Juggernaut, one of the most deadly foot soldiers on Earth, wakes up from cryosleep to find his ship crash-landed in a foreign location. With seemingly nobody surviving but he, the Juggernaut dons his armour for a final time and prepares to go out guns blazing.

When he makes it outside, he is confronted with something that will shake his very foundations of life.

Written for a friend that has supported me since the beginning.
Cover image thoughtfully recommended to me by Ironwolves21.

In a lonely cell, a broken, previous-human's psyche is buried deeper and deeper with the emergence of several other personalities, all with their own wants, needs, wishes, and traits.