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The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

I'm an eldritch abomination who likes to garden and make pop culture refrences

Being against evil doesn't make you good.

"You're so vanilla!" "You're like the Fairy Bread of Australia!" Anonpencil - 2019

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Just a teen writer in practice.

Hello, everypony! Not much to say about me. I love writing stories about anything, and especially love ponies!

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

if you have become human enough to cry, then all the magic in the world cannot change you back

I entered the fandom during season 2, and never looked back. I write as a hobby and enjoy nothing more than to please the readers.

Just some guy who started trying to actually write something after almost two years of lurking. Apparently people like to read the stuff that goes on in my head. Huh.

Just your average gaming geek/college student. I study computer science, play pathfinder, and write stories, and have a patreon!

No.

I'm not the best writer, but I can write.

Fixation on death aside, this is lovely —Soge, accidentally describing my entire life

The pen is mightier than the sword, but the nuclear bomb's got them both beat.

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

Current Writer Self-Challenge: Write a human in equestria story I can be proud of. Stigma be damned!

You are the most talented, most interesting, and most extraordinary person in the universe. And you are capable of amazing things. Because you are the reader. And you bring our worlds to life.

Puppet Master of Feels™ - Idea Bouncy-Castle of Awesome™

I'm a young editor and reviewer, who's open to anyone and any story who wants corrections. But, I'm still fun :D

"Inspiration does not come to the lazy. It only comes to those who call it." - P. I. Tchaikovsky

Too much to write; too little time

I enjoy memes and hating myself to the point where people in my vicinity get concerned.

I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.

The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short and the pen is very sharp.

A guy with crazy ideas and a little free time.

Note here, not much to say other than I love to write. My dyslexia is a huge obstacle when it comes to that, but I still enjoy sharing my stories, especially about King Sombra, my favorite villain!

Showing you the darker, more realistic side of MLP in my writing. Smoking, swearing and being a bastard, but that's nothing new with me. Got a cigarette?

Not much interesting about me. Just trying to make a good story that people will enjoy!

Hiya! The name's Smiley! I just like to write really random stories in my spare time :P I also like to proofread other peoples stories, so if you are in need of one, send me a PM!

So long and thanks for all the fics!

You're never properly dressed without a smile...

What? You expect a trick? Go talk to another Zman, I'm busy.

All shall know me as Vlad-Daddy.

Sanity? Never had it.