This is going to be a little ramble, inspired by This thread, and further ruminated during the week, in which a discussion with a friend eventually turned to the topic of certain superheroes.

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...Ground them up into a fine paste, and spread them across the surface of the earth...
I'm pretty sure no vegetation would ever grow again.

'Cause we's a salty bunch, I tell ya hwat. Salty as fuck.

You know who needs a hug?

This pone needs a hug.
You know why she needs a hug?

FOR REVENGE

You see, with the fandom calling for her blood every time her mere existence is alluded to in the show, and with how often she seems to appear in season 6, cries for bloody vengeance seem to be all I hear around here right now.

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I've been told today's a special day for some reason, so I figured I might as well talk to you guys for a bit.

Joyous Birthmas Everyone!
Or Happy New Year if you don't live one week in the past. We managed to cling to the earth while it spun one more time around the sun at sixty-six thousand miles per hour. Good job guys.

How's you's been doing?

Most of you must have noticed I haven't been doing much around here.

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Hey guys, I drew the coverart for someone's story and I'm thinking It'd be cool to throw a few dozen pairs of eyes on it, if only to witness my skills.
You might want to check it out. Or at least give it a chance. Pwease?
The author is competent and friendly, so there's very little chance of this story sucking.

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Behold!
RAZORMOOSE THE MEGABOLD

Why "the megabold"?
Because a more eloquent word would not be appropriate for RAZORMOOSE!
RAZORMOOSE has no time for some fancy-shmancy vocabulary! HE ONLY HAS TIME FOR WAR!

So yeah. I just wanted to show off some art.

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So here we are once again, about to bury another story of mine.
I feel this took far longer than it needed to, but I guess losing the motivation to write kills even the motivation to be done with the whole thing in the first place.
Or something.
Warning, this one is long as heck. Anyway, as usual;
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Yep, it's finally here. As discussed here and here, I'm putting this story to rest, and nailing the coffin with this. I don't see myself finishing it or any other story in the foreseeable future; and instead of letting you all wonder forever, I'm spoiling the whole thing here for those who want closure.

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After letting it sit for a while, it seems the popular opinion is a very close race between dumping my plots* and outsourcing the stories to someone else, with a slight side of "wouldn't mind the dump".

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It's been a while, huh?
Hello everyone.
I realize I probably should have warned you guys last time that it was going to go into boring personal stuff, something this blog is also going to do. So, be ye warned, I guesseth. A TeaL DeeR will be readily available for your convenience near the bottom of this post, if you want to skip the introspective sentimentality.

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