Being the huge nerd that I am, a few (and then some) years ago I found Shamus Young’s DM of the Rings, a screencap webcomic hilariously turning the Lord of The Rings movie trilogy into… well, the same thing; only as it would have happened if it had been some gaming group’s D&D campaign in a hypothetical parallel world where Lord of The Rings didn’t exist.

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So for those who still remember that thing I mentioned I was doing to help the process of writing the next chapter, and even those who don't I guess...

Well, I'm going to show it to you guys.
It's a "technique" I call the stupid chapter.
It was basically me forcing myself to forget about making this thing beautiful, polished, or even readable in any way; focusing instead on putting down the exact progression of events I had in mind in a minimalist, condensed fashion.

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So, Dead/Light came out what, about seven months ago?
I just now, right fricking today, thanks to a comment from the good sir Kind of Brony, realized that I completely failed to mention that the explosion in which Twilight died took place in Canterlot.

I can't even.
I'm done, I need a nap or something.
I'll stop spamming blogs now.

It begins.

Oh my god why did I do this

Hello on this fine day, readers of pone!
I have a solid 1800 words on the next chapter of MViaH. You may recognize this as "Not a chapter yet you lazy as****e!"
You may be right. One one hand, the thing I'm trying with it works surprisingly well and is pretty fun, but on the other hand it's still not as fast as I'd want to.
So yay, I'm writing faster than I expected but still slower than what I honestly consider acceptable. I blame spies or something.

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So, uh... I kinda forgot about this yesterday. Oh well.

And as usual, I don't have any hot juicy chapters for you guys. I am trying something new about that, however, and if I manage to crank it out by the end of the month I'll show you guys my horribly stupid process.

It's... Yeah, I got nothing.

Yo.
Mah friend dude guy made another story. It's the continuation of that other thing I pimped up that one other time. Go upvote it like crazy. Shower his work with stupid amounts of love! Don't even read it just barf green thumbs all over it! GOOOOOO!!1!!1!

*Don't actually avoid reading it. That'd be abusing the system and very dishonest.

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Hey it's my burfday again! And it happens on the same date as last year!
Weird, huh?

And I got a present this year! I can't even remember the last time that happened!
Also I woke up yesterday to a higher than usual chance of dying horribly in a fire*, so it's been a really interesting couple of days.

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That's a first.

...at least I think so.

I hate snow, I hate snow,
I wish Winter died.

This white crap I hate to see,
My rage will be well-supplied.

I hate snow, I hate snow,
Can it rain instead?

This white crap I hate to see,
I wish I could just drop deeeeeeaaaaaaaaad!

...Normal Jingle Bells isn't a proper representation of my feelings regarding winter.

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