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...hey guys.

Shake off your sugar comas for a moment, 'cause it's the first of the month, and that means I gotta talk to you.

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So wow, I've now officially been doing this shtick for a year now. That's cool.

Anyway, for those of you waiting for the next chapter of Frequencies, I have bad news for you...

The next chapter, dear little chapter number twelve, is... according to my original plans... ready to go.
I could push the little button right now and you'd all get a fresh new chapter out of my disgusting oven of doom.
Like, it's all ready and written and formatted and double-checked and everything.

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So you guys know I have flawless taste, right?

...Pfahahahah! Oh my golf I can't say that with a straight face! Ha ha heh... *wipes tear*

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Yeah.

So the next chapter of Frequencies is still chugging along at my usual ungodly slow pace, just now at 2622 words.
Also, I wrote small bits of Dead/Light's sequel, but those are far from my main focus and I probably shouldn't even mention it until I have enough to consider it a start, so don't expect anything anytime soon with that.

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Eyoooooo!
So hi there everyone.
Despite releasing a chapter just a few days ago, I'm already 924 words into the next chapter of My Voice in a Head.
I've also already written 1324 words of the next chapter of Frequencies, which is the next thing I'm going to work on right now.

So that's good.

With the pleasantries out of the way, I want to ask you guys a really, really serious question:

Am I evil for thinking modern dance is absolutely hilarious?

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Oh yeah, by the way; that collaboration thing I mentioned a little while ago?
It has arrived!
My part isn't there yet, but go give it some love anyway, will ya?

Hurr durr, burrs und guurls.
I'm 1262 words into the next chapter of My Voice in a Head, which you may recognize as not a whole lot.
I'd spout out a bunch of excuses, but you guys probably don't want to hear it. Let's just say that an entire chapter of conversation is a stupid thing I shouldn't have decided to do. But I'm working on it.

Hm, wow. I really don't have anything interesting to say today.
Have a thing I farted instead.

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Hey peeps.
Just a short message to say that I'm participating in a little something with The Library of Trivial Lore and Other Things.

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I'm sorry Junebug, but this isn't going to be about you.

So I just put out a new chapter of Frequencies yesterday, and have yet to begin working on anything else, so basically 0 words on anything. Bleh.

On another note, I want to promote something awesome since you're all here.

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I mentioned in my last blog that I had another story in the works.
Dogeing the Issue was not it. DtI was a spur-of-the-moment, improvised thing.
I'm still going to have that dark Twilight-centric story soon.

Just to make sure no one thinks I was lying or anything.