What? It's May already?! I thought I had another day left!

Ahem. HI! It's me again, letting you know that I'm not dead!
Well, not as dead as my abysmal output would indicate.

Work on next Frequencies chapter: 1257 words.

Yes, all of those words I claimed last month were a load of crock; if the date, explicit mention of April's Fool, and the complete absence of total, insidious self-deprecation hadn't given it away already. OMG LIES AND FALSE HOPE ARE SO FUNNY YOU GUYS

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Let's jump right into it my lovelies!!!
MViaH: 16735 words into the next chapter. It's going to be a doozy!!!
Frequencies: the next five chapters are done and ready to be posted, 32466 words in total!!!
All of this in the past week! Aren't I productive?

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So, after gathering loads of definitive, empirical data, I can now safely conclude that I am hopelessly under-qualified to play Dark Souls 2.

If anyone needs me I'll be lamenting the futility of existence, curled up in a corner somewhere.

Move right along...

Hoidy-hoy-hoy, lazy puns-that-are-barely-even-puns ahoy!

So, I'm not going to lie, guys, I've been utterly worthless these past few weeks.
I did manage to add about 600 words to the next chapter of MViaH, bringing it to a whopping 1104 words written in the span of two whole months!
That's like, what, eighteen words per day. Holy fartbuckles, NaNoWriMo here I come! Someone call the cops, 'cause I'm busting speed limits left and right!
Ugh.

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Hey there, It's me again.
MViaH: 427 words and working on it.
Frequencies: 227 because I felt inspired for about an hour.

Now that everyone has left, let me tell the rest of you about the fact that I sometimes write other stuff that I just don't publish, or even really finish.

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I'm sick. It started sometime this afternoon and isn't in full swing yet, but I know it's happening.

So despite it not even being 7PM here yet, I'm off to bed. Once there, I will proceed to spend the next ten or so hours moaning and giving myself third degree burns from the force and consistency with which I will rub tissues onto my nostrils.

I still have to work tomorrow, because my job is critical to the continued business of the entire company, and NO ONE IS TRAINED TO REPLACE ME.

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So, with the holidays and the fact I had to make two week's worth of work just before (So as to avoid having my workdays land on these arbitrary days), I haven't done much writing.
And it shows.
I'm only sitting on about 2300 words of the next MViaH chapter. But I'm working on it, and the hard parts should be over now.

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Not much to report this month. Let's just cut to the chase:

My Voice in a Head: Actually been kinda busy with:
Frequencies: Over 9000 13000 words. It's going to be a big one, both in terms of length and impact. it's even actually going to be a big two, the first big emotional high point of the story. Had to make it a double chapter, you'll see why. Coming up in a week or so, I guess. Or maybe less, how am I even supposed to know?

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Gratuitous french!

Hope you all had fun on Halloween, and didn't get sick from too much candy!

My voice in a Head: 2963 words, about 60-70%
Frequencies: 3034 words, somewhere around 80%
Getting kinda close, and a bit more in the writing mood. Yay.

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So, heh, let's get to the meat of things right away:
Next Frequencies: 489 words.
Next My voice in a Head: 17 words...

Uh... yeah, um...

On a COMPLETELY unrelated note, Diablo 3 is a pretty fun game.

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