Second January Second Monthly January Update · 8:31pm Jan 2nd, 2015
Hey it's my burfday again! And it happens on the same date as last year!
Weird, huh?
And I got a present this year! I can't even remember the last time that happened!
Also I woke up yesterday to a higher than usual chance of dying horribly in a fire*, so it's been a really interesting couple of days.
Anyway, after somehow managing to update both my ongoing stories this December, I guess I got caught up in the holidays' aura of goofing off and doing nothing productive, so no new words have been clumsily spilled on their immaculate next chapters. I guess that's bad, sorry.
But yeah, It's my birthday, and I realize I've never thanked you guys for being here. I know about one third of y'all have only been following me since at most August this year, but I do thank you all from the bottom of my heart. I don't know what insanity possessed you to think I was interesting enough for that, but you're all still pretty awesome. So thanks again for giving me a chance, and if you're some kind of saint who somehow feels bad for not having a gift for me (seriously what's a saint doing here of all places on the internet?), just don't bother; seeing that insane number next to the word "followers" is a more-than-amazing gift already.
Thank you all, I love how patient you've been with my abysmal productivity. And I just love you all, period.
*Nothing to actually worry about; it was just the box fan I use to make the white noise crucial to what little sleep I can manage just deciding to jam while I slept. I woke up to the smell of burning electronics in a silent room and noticed the fan was worryingly hot to the touch. I unplugged the dang thing and gave it a time out outside to let it cool down, and everything was fine. I could probably have slept a half-hour more before it even became dangerous.
Aw. Thank you too for writing awesome stories, be it about draconian wavelength's, ponies being driven crazy by equally-insane people, Artificial Intelligence, Twi' loosing it (times two, at least), internet stupidness... You get the idea, it's all good stuff!
![:pinkiesmile:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiesmile.png)
So, Happy Birthday to you! And, uh, I've seen there are videos multiple hours long with white noise on YouTube. Probably has less chance of... overheating.
![:twilightsheepish:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/twilightsheepish.png)
Happy Birthday, man! I hope you get more followers soon, because frankly, I think you're one of the best on the site.
And no, I'm not trying to butter you up. You are legitimately that consistently good with your stories.
Enjoy your day.![:pinkiehappy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiehappy.png)
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Oh yeah those videos saved my night. I was kinda amazed to see just how many there were. One of them has over a million views.
Oh, well. When there's a market...
And thanks.
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I must humbly disagree.
But thanks.
Happy Birthday!!
Merry Birth Year to you Destrustor. I've got to say you've got a lot of awesome stories. (My favorite either being Frequencies or Dogeing the Issue.) And I agree with libertydude with you being one of the best authors on this site.
Here is my list of favorites and your position:
1. whatmustido
2. Hoopy McGee
3. BlackWing
4. Lord Destrustor
5. little big pony
6. tallestbrony
I hope you write for your enjoyment as well, not just ours. I enjoy reading your stories and I wish you well for your birthday and the future.
I bid you adieu and good night.
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Thank you!
And of course I wouldn't be doing this if I didn't enjoy it for myself.
(but the praise helps)