Second January Second Monthly January Update · 8:31pm Jan 2nd, 2015
Hey it's my burfday again! And it happens on the same date as last year!
Weird, huh?
And I got a present this year! I can't even remember the last time that happened!
Also I woke up yesterday to a higher than usual chance of dying horribly in a fire*, so it's been a really interesting couple of days.
Anyway, after somehow managing to update both my ongoing stories this December, I guess I got caught up in the holidays' aura of goofing off and doing nothing productive, so no new words have been clumsily spilled on their immaculate next chapters. I guess that's bad, sorry.
But yeah, It's my birthday, and I realize I've never thanked you guys for being here. I know about one third of y'all have only been following me since at most August this year, but I do thank you all from the bottom of my heart. I don't know what insanity possessed you to think I was interesting enough for that, but you're all still pretty awesome. So thanks again for giving me a chance, and if you're some kind of saint who somehow feels bad for not having a gift for me (seriously what's a saint doing here of all places on the internet?), just don't bother; seeing that insane number next to the word "followers" is a more-than-amazing gift already.
Thank you all, I love how patient you've been with my abysmal productivity. And I just love you all, period.
*Nothing to actually worry about; it was just the box fan I use to make the white noise crucial to what little sleep I can manage just deciding to jam while I slept. I woke up to the smell of burning electronics in a silent room and noticed the fan was worryingly hot to the touch. I unplugged the dang thing and gave it a time out outside to let it cool down, and everything was fine. I could probably have slept a half-hour more before it even became dangerous.
Aw. Thank you too for writing awesome stories, be it about draconian wavelength's, ponies being driven crazy by equally-insane people, Artificial Intelligence, Twi' loosing it (times two, at least), internet stupidness... You get the idea, it's all good stuff!
So, Happy Birthday to you! And, uh, I've seen there are videos multiple hours long with white noise on YouTube. Probably has less chance of... overheating.
Happy Birthday, man! I hope you get more followers soon, because frankly, I think you're one of the best on the site.
And no, I'm not trying to butter you up. You are legitimately that consistently good with your stories.
Enjoy your day.
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Oh yeah those videos saved my night. I was kinda amazed to see just how many there were. One of them has over a million views.
Oh, well. When there's a market...
And thanks.
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I must humbly disagree.
But thanks.
Happy Birthday!!
Merry Birth Year to you Destrustor. I've got to say you've got a lot of awesome stories. (My favorite either being Frequencies or Dogeing the Issue.) And I agree with libertydude with you being one of the best authors on this site.
Here is my list of favorites and your position:
1. whatmustido
2. Hoopy McGee
3. BlackWing
4. Lord Destrustor
5. little big pony
6. tallestbrony
I hope you write for your enjoyment as well, not just ours. I enjoy reading your stories and I wish you well for your birthday and the future.
I bid you adieu and good night.
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Thank you!
And of course I wouldn't be doing this if I didn't enjoy it for myself.
(but the praise helps)