I often find myself a victim of the Dunning-Kruger effect. Yet strangely Mary sues aspire to be me...

Just a worn out writer from a bygone age. Don't mind me, I'm just passing through.

Just a dude who likes teh fanfics.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Ask your doctor about DERPIPONE(TM)!

I fooled you. I fooled you. I got horse stories. I got horse stories. I got all horse stories.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

A fellow traveler...

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

No, I'm not your mommy. Stop asking.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Writer/Artist who's been active since the inception of the fandom.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

I type stories using my hands

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

That semi-known writer with a few successes and an admin for Rage Reviews.

I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.

I write horrible fanfics involving cute technicolor equines doing bad things.

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!