So, as I'm sure you've all noticed, those who care to notice at least, I've stopped writing. Haven't touched a word processor in, what, two ears now? Maybe more? My memory isn't that great, as my fiancée will attest, but I've put this off long enough and shouldn't get sidetracked again.

My desktop bricked itself about two months ago, or I'm sure I would have gotten around to this sooner, but I'm hanging up the pen for good, at least for here, and for this subject.

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So, as I'm sure you've all noticed, those who care to notice at least, I've stopped writing. Haven't touched a word processor in, what, two ears now? Maybe more? My memory isn't that great, as my fiancée will attest, but I've put this off long enough and shouldn't get sidetracked again.

My desktop bricked itself about two months ago, or I'm sure I would have gotten around to this sooner, but I'm hanging up the pen for good, at least for here, and for this subject.

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So, as I'm sure you've all noticed, those who care to notice at least, I've stopped writing. Haven't touched a word processor in, what, two ears now? Maybe more? My memory isn't that great, as my fiancée will attest, but I've put this off long enough and shouldn't get sidetracked again.

My desktop bricked itself about two months ago, or I'm sure I would have gotten around to this sooner, but I'm hanging up the pen for good, at least for here, and for this subject.

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A young whale is swimming through the ocean with his father, and he turns to ask him "where did I come from, dad?"
The father replies "from my penis, son."
The son stammers out "er, thanks" being as embarrassed as he was.
"You're whalecum."
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What gets harder to lift the smaller it gets? A casket.

What's the difference between an elementary school and an ISIS stronghold? Beats me, I just fly the drone.

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Simply click copy/paste powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random into your search bar, write down your power, then do it once more.

It's a fun little game on the super power wiki.

In this corner, weighing in at 8 tonnes and standing 4.5 meters at its highest point, a tyranid carnifex, equipped with anti-armor crushing claws, devourers loaded with brainleach worms, and vocal chords it can use to scream until its throat generates a ball of plasma!

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Three members of the Alpha Legion meet in their safehouse.

"I am Alpharius," says the first.

"I am Alpharius," agrees the second.

"I am Bill!" shouts the third.

Bill was always a weird guy.