A little joke collection · 10:45am Jan 4th, 2016
A young whale is swimming through the ocean with his father, and he turns to ask him "where did I come from, dad?"
The father replies "from my penis, son."
The son stammers out "er, thanks" being as embarrassed as he was.
"You're whalecum."
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What gets harder to lift the smaller it gets? A casket.
What's the difference between an elementary school and an ISIS stronghold? Beats me, I just fly the drone.
A Jewish man survives the holocaust and moves to America immediately after to live with relatives. Upon arriving, he spends his last three dollars on a lottery ticket and hit the jackpot. The first thing he buys is a life-sized statue of Adolf Hitler, and his nephew, justifiably curious as to why his uncle bought such a statue, asks him why.
The uncle pulls up his sleeve and says "because he gave me my winning numbers"
The first and last ones are funny. The middle two, aren't. The casket one is terrible because I actually had to go through that, twice.