This started off simply as a Troll fic to clear my mind and get rid of some writer's block. But after watching the Season 3 Premier I realized it could easily be reworked into a legitimate AU Crystal Pony Fic.

Note: I started writing this Pre-Season 3. I've redid it a lot. I might upload the original under a different title sometime later.

Second Note: I suck a summaries, so bear with me.

What did I do? Why did I do it? I really don't know. Up till now I didn't even know I did something.

I'm Twilight Sparkle, Student to Princess Celestia and Element of Magic. I've been Banished for reasons unknown to myself. I hope to get back to Canterlot and clear up this whole mess.

Lonesome Has Finally Reached Whispering Sands and has came closer to his goal. Along the way he's picked up a mare, Cinnamon, who's very existence has plagued him since he found her lost in the desert out side of town. But She turned to be more use full than he thought. Now all he has to do is survive her mother. Good luck Lonesome after all, Hell Hath No Fury Like That Of A Women Scorned

About two close friends, who hear a strange noise while out at night. What is it? What will they do?

I always Wondered what was worse; a pissed pregnant mare or an angry vampire. To may dismay i have to deal with both.

My Name is Sunbeam and I hate my job.

Ok This my first Fan fic. and the first anything i've wrote in like 6 years. tread lightly and laugh much.