I could never write a shipfic, because every time I think about writing a shipfic, I picture myself writing a shipfic.

It's not a pretty picture.

(Apologies to Discorderly Conduct for terribly inappropriate use of the image)

If you've taken a casual look at my fic Ponyville 911 lately, the first thing you may have noticed is the cover art. I drew it myself, and I don't like it very much.

"But Moniker," you might ask, pipe in hand because you're a classy gent, "It seems fine to me. What's your grief?"

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Warning: This chatlog between my goodbuddy and pre-reader, Sabre, is moderately NSFW. Children, avert your eyes. In fact, you should probably quit hanging around my page in the first place.

Sabre: Its cool guys, I'm here
we can start the party

me: Who are all these anons
What is this madness

Sabre: This is Sabre...
I logged in is should say my name wtf google bro

me: GOOOOOGLE

Sabre: yerp
Wait. Its me
on my other computer
LOL
I multiplied

me: Sabreception

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12:00 AM: Bedtime. 5 1/2 hours of sleep sounds nice.

3:00 AM: I wake up. Apparently I've been doing the plank in my sleep somehow. Arms hurt. Also, can't move.

3:05 AM: I can move my arms again. Shotgun the Aquafina next to my bed.

3:07 AM: Might as well check EqD. Sigh

3:08-3:28 AM: Ha! Ha! Ponies.

3:30 AM: Try to go back to sleep.

3:52 AM: Still awake. Not remotely sleepy. Angry now.

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Netflix is so rad. Why haven't I tried this before? I've been watching MLP, High School of the Dead, Planet Hulk, and everything for hours. I'm an addict.

Oh, and my fic is on EqD now. /squee

Just so none of you think I changed my habits overnight, today's mixology recipe is:

Blackgold

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I'm due for another chapter of P911, aren't I?

Ffffffffffffffff-

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So the new chapter of Ponyville 911 should - hopefully - be done tonight. Sorry it wasn't up sooner, to all three of you who are eagerly awaiting the next installment. I'll try to get a chapter up every week from this point on. That was my original plan, but I think I burnt myself out with three chapters in one week and then a few days of sleep deprivation just to spite my own body.

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All I really want to do today is read some great fanfiction, drink a vague measure of booze, write some mediocre fanfiction, listen to some kickass E.B.M. mixes, and drink a larger (but still vague) measure of booze. I think that's what I'll do.

Sometimes I really do love my life.

Whenever I see a fic that establishes a crossover between MLP and a franchise that I absolutely love, and would probably harm myself and others to promote (i.e., Gurren Lagann, Doctor Who, Fallout, Warhammer 40k, Josie and the Pussycats...don't judge me, you Philistines), I get really excited. And then really depressed, and then just a sort of confused muddle of feels.

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Woo! My first story is up!

I spent a while thinking about what I wanted to write, but it wasn't until I was actually reading some loser his rights one night while on shift that I figured it might be interesting to see some policeponies at work. Again, this is my first fic, and the first thing I've written in a really long time, so...be gentle.

Or not, I'll deal. And then write more chapters to spite you. Let the fun be doubled!

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