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MisterMoniker


What the hell is a pony?

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  • 436 weeks
    Wow

    Who keeps reading Ponyville 911? I just read through it again.

    Guys, it's awful. I love you.

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  • 541 weeks
    IT'S HAPPENING

    Hey, guys. You may have noticed that I simply haven't been online in the past couple of days. You could state with some degree of certainty that I hadn't even bothered trying to log on. You'd be right.

    BECAUSE I WAS PLANEHOPPING ALL THE WAY BACK TO GOOD OLD AMERICAN SOIL, FUCKMOTHERERS.

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  • 547 weeks
    WL Chapter 2 And Other Stuff

    Yup. Chapter two of Welcome, Listeners is live. By the way, if there's anything specific from the Night Vale universe that people want to see make an appearance, let me know in the comments. We'll see about making it sufficiently pony for the fic itself. So: where exactly is Sea Silt leading the good village of

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  • 547 weeks
    Fic Promotion: TGIF 2: TGIHARDER

    Look here, you little shits. There is a big, brave world out there of quality fiction that you all need to go explore for yourselves. Don't let anyone tell you what to like! Don't let the man decide what you should be reading!

    On that note, you guys need to go check out Source by Hierophant.

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May
16th
2012

Every Time · 12:34am May 16th, 2012

Whenever I see a fic that establishes a crossover between MLP and a franchise that I absolutely love, and would probably harm myself and others to promote (i.e., Gurren Lagann, Doctor Who, Fallout, Warhammer 40k, Josie and the Pussycats...don't judge me, you Philistines), I get really excited. And then really depressed, and then just a sort of confused muddle of feels.

Because I know, deep down, that I'll read it. And when I do, nine times out of ten, I'll want to drink bleach afterwards.

Please stop butchering these poor characters, authors. Or at least do it quietly and in the dark; that's at least a courtesy that Jack the Ripper managed to uphold.

Jesus Christ himself is weeping over this. Don't make the Lord of Hosts cry, guys.

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Comments ( 2 )

Is this because of my newest story? :pinkiesad2:

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Nooooo.

I don't mind crossfics, and I like them a lot when they're done well; I probably have half a dozen Doctor Whooves fics favorited. It's just aggravating seeing them slaughtered by authors who don't care enough to take the time to write well.

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