Deadhorse.

Let's give them something to hope for.

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Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.

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The Wise Wolf. Pleased to meet you.

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I am a conglomerate of Engineeriological and Writeological forces with a Ponypreneurial spirit.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Supreme leader of the Union of Broviet Brocialist Bropublics. Writes tastefully smutty fics when he has time between banishing you to the Gulag and fucking your waifu.