So it shouldn't be a big deal since I've almost completely stopped visiting this site, but I've changed my username again.

Surprise.

I want to take this chance to say that I only edit for a select few anymore and will probably be closed to just about any requests.
All those times I said I was done with this site; I wasn't really kidding.

We tend to hide behind excuses when things go unfavorably or backfire. Again, surprise.

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[12:00:42 AM] Pathos Mors: Frozen was about incest btw
[12:01:05 AM] Pathos Mors: Your sister is the one to give you true love
[12:05:36 AM]Pathos Mors cuts his kids for their benefit

I'm going to start a list of Pathos – 2014 Quotes
Let me know if they get boring.

[9:42:29 PM] Pathos Mors: Females are to be abused as toys

Message me if you want to talk to this guy.

I come back to this site after a good hiatus and I find this worthless hack with about 280 more followers than I remember and a triple-feature in the box. Congratulations... I think.

It'll make you want to slam someone's head into a wall, either yours or his.

. . . How is it AU if Twilight is trapped in another dimension?

[12:02:50 AM] §: because when I read
[12:02:54 AM] §: i just sort of like
[12:02:56 AM] JustAnotherTimeLord: Hey guys
[12:02:56 AM] §: absorb the words
[12:03:00 AM] §: and sort it out later
[12:03:06 AM] Jacob (Hobbes) Fowler: The fuck
[12:03:11 AM] JustAnotherTimeLord: I just remembered that there is an annual Fan Fiction competition near me
[12:03:16 AM] §: gee
[12:03:21 AM | Edited 12:03:27 AM] JustAnotherTimeLord: I think I will be using SS&E's stuff
[12:03:31 AM] §: xD

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So to celebrate a pathetic 20 thousand views milestone, my friend Derek has put together a sort of roast of himself and of Asylum. I've been told it can make people do spit takes with their coffee at work; so grab a mug, sit next to someone you dislike, and follow this link.

"Welcome to AP Comparative Government and Politics. Tonight our special is a nice, juicy cut of I'M DONE smothered in between two hearty FUCK THIS buns, topped with our specialty NOPE sauce. Served with a side of I CAN'T EVEN and a tall glass of JUST... NO."

"Yeah, I'll have the bowl of STAHP for an appetizer, and for my main course I want the TL;DR, grilled to a medium-well. Oh, and an order of FML for desert."

"Certainly, sir."

[12:02:56 AM] *** zenith042 added Mr. Hobbes ***
[12:02:58 AM] zenith042: there we go
[12:02:59 AM] zenith042: WELCOME
[12:03:08 AM] zenith042: TO THE SCIENCE OF EDITORS THAT ANALYZE FOR SCIENTIFIC PURPOSES
[12:03:15 AM] JustAnotherTimeLord: Oh my god XD
[12:03:23 AM] JustAnotherTimeLord: There we go
[12:03:25 AM] Chris Prevedel: (He's not added...?)
[12:03:29 AM] JustAnotherTimeLord: He is
[12:03:31 AM] zenith042: ^
[12:03:33 AM] zenith042: HE IS SIMPLY SILENT

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Notice anything familiar?