It's funny, and short this time. (I promise.)

[12:02:50 AM] §: because when I read
[12:02:54 AM] §: i just sort of like
[12:02:56 AM] JustAnotherTimeLord: Hey guys
[12:02:56 AM] §: absorb the words
[12:03:00 AM] §: and sort it out later
[12:03:06 AM] Jacob (Hobbes) Fowler: The fuck
[12:03:11 AM] JustAnotherTimeLord: I just remembered that there is an annual Fan Fiction competition near me
[12:03:16 AM] §: gee
[12:03:21 AM | Edited 12:03:27 AM] JustAnotherTimeLord: I think I will be using SS&E's stuff
[12:03:31 AM] §: xD
[12:03:39 AM] Jacob (Hobbes) Fowler: I think
[12:03:40 AM] JustAnotherTimeLord: Background Pony, anyone?
[12:03:42 AM] Jacob (Hobbes) Fowler: Someone will notice
[12:03:46 AM] JustAnotherTimeLord: Actually
[12:03:50 AM] JustAnotherTimeLord: They won't
[12:03:58 AM] JustAnotherTimeLord: Because they will be too busy reading
[12:04:06 AM] §: lol
[12:04:09 AM] JustAnotherTimeLord: And pissed off that it is half a million words
[12:04:10 AM] §: background pony
[12:04:12 AM] §: xD
[12:04:15 AM] §: mgh
[12:04:17 AM] JustAnotherTimeLord: NO
[12:04:20 AM] JustAnotherTimeLord: I got this
[12:04:21 AM] §: lol
[12:04:25 AM] §: fallout equestria
[12:04:26 AM] JustAnotherTimeLord: Project Horizons
[12:04:28 AM] §: lol
[12:04:30 AM] §: or
[12:04:31 AM] §: wait a few years
[12:04:34 AM] §: go for austraeoh
[12:04:38 AM] §: it'll be around like
[12:04:39 AM] §: 7 million words
[12:04:41 AM] Mr. Hobbes: You should submit MLD and lose
[12:04:44 AM] JustAnotherTimeLord: LOL
[12:04:46 AM] JustAnotherTimeLord: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[12:04:54 AM] §: ahahahaha
[12:04:56 AM] §: MLD
[12:05:01 AM] §: you get it back
[12:05:03 AM] §: rejected
[12:05:05 AM] Mr. Hobbes: ^
[12:05:05 AM] §: sopping wet
[12:05:20 AM] JustAnotherTimeLord: How about I submit a clop fic. Pinkie Pie Sucks a Hundred Dicks
[12:05:27 AM] §: .o.
[12:05:30 AM] Mr. Hobbes: 120 Days Of Blueblood
[12:05:33 AM] JustAnotherTimeLord: XD
[12:05:35 AM] §: jesus
[12:05:43 AM] JustAnotherTimeLord: I might send them My Little Blueblood
[12:05:46 AM] JustAnotherTimeLord: That is best fic
[12:05:53 AM] Mr. Hobbes: I think you'd get hit with a bat
[12:06:00 AM] §: no wait
[12:06:00 AM] Mr. Hobbes: No
[12:06:01 AM] §: submit
[12:06:05 AM] §: The Element of TIme
[12:06:05 AM] Mr. Hobbes: Multiple bats
[12:06:39 AM] JustAnotherTimeLord: I am submitting this: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/129542/gilda-griffin-the-gutbuster
[12:06:51 AM] Mr. Hobbes: It's not finished
[12:06:53 AM] Mr. Hobbes: Is it?
[12:06:58 AM] Mr. Hobbes: I don't wanna click
[12:07:01 AM] JustAnotherTimeLord: Probably not
[12:07:04 AM] JustAnotherTimeLord: OH
[12:07:04 AM] §: no even better
[12:07:06 AM] §: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/29277/king-of-equestriamit that
[12:07:08 AM] §: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/29277/king-of-equestria
[12:07:08 AM] §: that
[12:07:09 AM] Mr. Hobbes: ^
[12:07:10 AM] Mr. Hobbes: ^
[12:07:11 AM] Mr. Hobbes: ^
[12:07:15 AM] JustAnotherTimeLord: Best fic: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/42449/the-conversion-bureau-the-other-side-of-the-spectrum
[12:07:20 AM] Mr. Hobbes: EWWWW
[12:07:27 AM] Mr. Hobbes: CONVERSION BUREAU
[12:07:28 AM] JustAnotherTimeLord: YOU WILL BE CONVERTED
[12:07:29 AM] Mr. Hobbes: KILL IT
[12:07:31 AM] Mr. Hobbes: KILL ITTTTT
[12:07:42 AM] §: GO DIE
[12:07:44 AM] §: BURN
[12:08:31 AM] JustAnotherTimeLord: >TFW Austraeoh has over 195 fucking chapters
[12:08:33 AM] §: except humans are a interplanetary empire with lots and lots of nukes
[12:08:35 AM] §: dude
[12:08:36 AM] §: austraeoh
[12:08:37 AM] §: is part 1
[12:08:38 AM] §: of like
[12:08:39 AM] §: 12
[12:08:43 AM] §: it's super short
[12:08:44 AM] JustAnotherTimeLord: THE FUCK
[12:09:33 AM] JustAnotherTimeLord: What kind of fucking language does he use? Like
[12:09:34 AM] JustAnotherTimeLord: What?
[12:09:35 AM] §: 2 days
[12:09:42 AM] §: IC
[12:09:43 AM] §: updates
[12:09:45 AM] §: way to goddamn fast
[12:09:46 AM] §: like
[12:09:47 AM] §: 4 updates a day
[12:09:50 AM] §: isn't that rare
[12:09:54 AM] JustAnotherTimeLord: Does he beat his head on the keyboard, and then name the story that?
[12:10:01 AM] §: they're words
[12:10:03 AM] §: some language
[12:10:10 AM] §: like
[12:10:12 AM] §: I'm pretty sure they are
[12:10:17 AM] §: gonna be revealed
[12:10:18 AM] §: eventually
[12:10:19 AM] §: mabye
[12:10:21 AM] §: like what
[12:10:21 AM] §: it's
[12:10:31 AM] §: 800k words right now
[12:10:32 AM] §: and like
[12:10:34 AM] §: that's like
[12:10:37 AM] §: 25% done
[12:10:50 AM] §: estimated 3.2 million words at completion
[12:10:51 AM] JustAnotherTimeLord: You know
[12:10:57 AM] §: and you can bet the later ones are going to be longer
[12:11:02 AM] §: like jesus christ
[12:11:05 AM] §: he's been writing this for
[12:11:08 AM] §: a year now
[12:11:10 AM] JustAnotherTimeLord: You want to know why I don't want to read those stories?
[12:11:12 AM] §: ?
[12:11:19 AM] JustAnotherTimeLord: Because I HAVE NOT A CLUE what they are about from the description
[12:11:27 AM] §: psh
[12:11:28 AM] §: that's like
[12:11:29 AM] §: his thing
[12:11:31 AM] JustAnotherTimeLord: It could be Rainbow fucking a snail for all I know
[12:11:38 AM] §: it's amazing
[12:11:39 AM] §: also
[12:11:44 AM] §: ss&e and IC
[12:11:46 AM] §: might be the same person
[12:11:51 AM] §: or like the bestest of friends
[12:11:51 AM] JustAnotherTimeLord: They are
[12:11:56 AM] JustAnotherTimeLord: They have to be
[12:11:59 AM] §: it's like
[12:12:01 AM] §: ambiguous
[12:13:13 AM] JustAnotherTimeLord: They are the same person, bro
[12:13:17 AM] §: most likely
[12:13:22 AM] JustAnotherTimeLord: That is why SS&E doesn't do shit
[12:13:35 AM] §: too busy pumping out assloads of austraeoh
[12:14:05 AM] JustAnotherTimeLord: ALL RIGHT, BITCHES
[12:14:10 AM] JustAnotherTimeLord: I am going to read this first chapter
[12:14:13 AM] §: XD
[12:14:13 AM] JustAnotherTimeLord: And if I don't give a shit
[12:14:18 AM] JustAnotherTimeLord: Then I will have to fuck you
[12:14:20 AM] JustAnotherTimeLord: ALl of you
[12:14:21 AM] JustAnotherTimeLord: RIGHT
[12:14:22 AM] §: oh dear
[12:14:22 AM | Edited 12:14:29 AM] JustAnotherTimeLord: HERE
[12:14:23 AM] JustAnotherTimeLord: AND
[12:14:24 AM] JustAnotherTimeLord: RIGHT
[12:14:25 AM] JustAnotherTimeLord: NOW
[12:14:36 AM] §: lol

Comments

[Skeeter The Lurker]

IC and SS&E are the same.

Not... Really a big surprise, you know.

I mean... LOOK at his profile page.

~Skeeter The Lurker

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Personally I didn't know who Imploded Colon was until 2 minutes ago. I didn't know there was such a series of stories that are notoriously long, and I don't do much on the site. When I log on, I sit at my profile page and keep the tab open for notifications.

[Skeeter The Lurker]

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Good stories, they really are.

Give them a read as most of the chapters don't break past 2k.

~Skeeter The Lurker