Who keeps reading Ponyville 911? I just read through it again.

Guys, it's awful. I love you.

So Feo Takahari just so happens to have made the curious mistake of following me. Even curiouser is the niggling little fact that that has somehow placed me at 200 followers.

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Hey, guys. You may have noticed that I simply haven't been online in the past couple of days. You could state with some degree of certainty that I hadn't even bothered trying to log on. You'd be right.

BECAUSE I WAS PLANEHOPPING ALL THE WAY BACK TO GOOD OLD AMERICAN SOIL, FUCKMOTHERERS.

That's me in the middle, the token white friend in any group of Joes.

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Yup. Chapter two of Welcome, Listeners is live. By the way, if there's anything specific from the Night Vale universe that people want to see make an appearance, let me know in the comments. We'll see about making it sufficiently pony for the fic itself. So: where exactly is Sea Silt leading the good village of Ponyville with his daily reports? Who are the princesses, really? Who runs the shadow world government

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Look here, you little shits. There is a big, brave world out there of quality fiction that you all need to go explore for yourselves. Don't let anyone tell you what to like! Don't let the man decide what you should be reading!

On that note, you guys need to go check out Source by Hierophant.

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Guys, I wrote another fic. That's, like, two in as many weeks. That's unreal for me. I'm sure you all know that, too, you judgmental bastards.

Anyway, the new fic is up. It's a crossover with Commonplace Books' ridiculously funny/disturbing (funsturbing?) Welcome to Night Vale podcast series. Chapter updates for this are likely going to stay pretty short, so I'll be able to pump them out relatively quickly. I hope you enjoy.

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With the imminent arrival of C.L.O.P.S., I'm going to hop into the Wayback Machine and bring it all back to the beginning.

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Wrote a new story, that's what.

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It's only been nearly half a year since I've done something crazy like that. This deployment madness is shitty. BUT HEY YEAH HERE IT IS. The fifth chapter of Perchance to Dream, and the longest chapter I've written in any fic to date. Hope you like it!

And if you don't, then feel free to crawl up your own ass and die.

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Gotta. Get. Down. On. Friday.

I don't think I've done any fic promotions before, and I aim to fix that. One, because I'm privileged to have built a handful of friendships with some other authors around the site (ranging from professional to unhealthy-bad-habit-facilitator status), and two, because there's enough of you nutjobs following me now that I can expect someone to see this.

So, now that I've had my shpiel, let's get to the guys you should actually pay attention to.

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