Jun
5th
2012
This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things · 9:29am Jun 5th, 2012
12:00 AM: Bedtime. 5 1/2 hours of sleep sounds nice.
3:00 AM: I wake up. Apparently I've been doing the plank in my sleep somehow. Arms hurt. Also, can't move.
3:05 AM: I can move my arms again. Shotgun the Aquafina next to my bed.
3:07 AM: Might as well check EqD. Sigh
3:08-3:28 AM: Ha! Ha! Ponies.
3:30 AM: Try to go back to sleep.
3:52 AM: Still awake. Not remotely sleepy. Angry now.
3:53 AM: I want a cigarette.
4:05 AM: Done smoking. I am awake and my neighbors are asleep. This angers me.
4:14 AM: They will listen to loud music now.
4:15 AM: Feeling better now; Justice has been served.
4:16 AM: Start writing P911 Chapter 6.
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MisterMoniker · 260 views
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Bloody Brilliant!~
4:18 AM: Get bored.
4:23 AM: Fap.
4:24 AM: Finish.
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12:30: Get bored
12:31 Fap.
12:29: Finish
Badum Tsst
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You know me too well already.
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I see what you did there....
You didn't think I could fap to this blog post, but HAH! I just did!
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I dont know if I can fap to this but....Oh who am I kidding, I can fap to anything.
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We have shared many an intimate moment...
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We're male, we can fap to ANYTHING! It cums with the territory.
I get the jizz of what you're saying
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This blog is getting very homosexual, if you know what I mean.
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No need to be a jerk
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(Just as I was planning)
And dude, I swear everything us lot do becomes homosexual!
Screwing with neighbors is fun.
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Yes. Screwing neighbors, more so.
156315 I'm fond of weaponizing my younger siblings, my dog, and potato cannons.
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You're right. Smaller siblings make excellent attack drones. And decent projectiles, in a pinch.
156323 They also make decent footballs, but only if they don't squirm too much
Guys. Seriously. This is weird.
And Twilight says
3.bp.blogspot.com/-0RjFf8YxpA8/T2zBNweK2KI/AAAAAAAAAGE/BaDtt5oIMLg/s1600/325+-+macro+twilight_sparkle.jpg "Chut up!"
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U jelly?
Oh yeah.
images.mylittlefacewhen.com/media/f/rsz/mlfw3100_small.jpg
EDIT: This picture is way too big, I know.
EDITED EDIT: THERE I fixed it.
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