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MisterMoniker


What the hell is a pony?

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  • 436 weeks
    Wow

    Who keeps reading Ponyville 911? I just read through it again.

    Guys, it's awful. I love you.

    9 comments · 659 views
  • 531 weeks
    200 WHAT NOW DOUBLE-UNFSTRAVAGANZA

    So Feo Takahari just so happens to have made the curious mistake of following me. Even curiouser is the niggling little fact that that has somehow placed me at 200 followers.

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    17 comments · 604 views
  • 541 weeks
    IT'S HAPPENING

    Hey, guys. You may have noticed that I simply haven't been online in the past couple of days. You could state with some degree of certainty that I hadn't even bothered trying to log on. You'd be right.

    BECAUSE I WAS PLANEHOPPING ALL THE WAY BACK TO GOOD OLD AMERICAN SOIL, FUCKMOTHERERS.

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  • 547 weeks
    WL Chapter 2 And Other Stuff

    Yup. Chapter two of Welcome, Listeners is live. By the way, if there's anything specific from the Night Vale universe that people want to see make an appearance, let me know in the comments. We'll see about making it sufficiently pony for the fic itself. So: where exactly is Sea Silt leading the good village of

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  • 547 weeks
    Fic Promotion: TGIF 2: TGIHARDER

    Look here, you little shits. There is a big, brave world out there of quality fiction that you all need to go explore for yourselves. Don't let anyone tell you what to like! Don't let the man decide what you should be reading!

    On that note, you guys need to go check out Source by Hierophant.

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May
24th
2012

Rub My Tummy Violently And Call Me a Naughty Pony · 4:07pm May 24th, 2012

So the new chapter of Ponyville 911 should - hopefully - be done tonight. Sorry it wasn't up sooner, to all three of you who are eagerly awaiting the next installment. I'll try to get a chapter up every week from this point on. That was my original plan, but I think I burnt myself out with three chapters in one week and then a few days of sleep deprivation just to spite my own body.

Seriously, my body hates me. And I deserve it. But I'll never stop abusing it with severe physical trauma, alcohol and nicotine consumption, or sleep dep. Ever. Because it's not allowed to leave.

It's just along for the ride.

That said! I want to thank Sabre once again for always being willing to butcher my chapters before anybody else reads them. Now, now, it's only fair, I silently judge all of you when I read your fics, too. Sometimes I just have trouble being silent about it. Sabre has put up with this admirably. So go read his fics. They're entertaining, endearing, and moderately arousing if you're really into the sensuality of prose.

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Comments ( 10 )

Lol my body hates me too. Lack of sleep is bad :twilightsheepish:

133184Okay!! I have an excuse to need sleep. Writing!!! We writers are nocturnal. :derpytongue2:

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Yes, natural sunlight burns the scorched remains of my gnarled soul. I fear only it and women.

133252They say writers are allergic to the sun. Luna favors us:pinkiehappy:

133870 Dammit you made my brain into squee jelly.
:pinkiecrazy:

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He has that effect on adventurers and general purveyors of derring-do.

133870 that looks cute and wrong at the same time:rainbowderp:

So I lied. I'm still working on the chapter. It's long as tits.

In a good way.

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