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    No, not that kind of tank.

    First Published
    15th May 2012
    Last Modified
    15th May 2012

    Comments ( 69 )

    #1 · 53w, 2d ago · 1 · ·
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    #2 · 53w, 2d ago · · ·
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    AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! Funniest thing ever.

    #3 · 53w, 2d ago · · ·
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    More!! This is amazing congrats:trollestia:

    If only this was real...

    #4 · 53w, 2d ago · · ·
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    wunderbar! Nice twist near the end. :moustache:

    #5 · 53w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Drive us closer! I want to hit her with my sword!

    #6 · 53w, 2d ago · · ·
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    Interesting...Of course, I was a little confused at first as to why they would be obliterating their home town, but of course it had to be a video game. But how could they lose? They had a tank! Guys with tanks are never outnumbered! Anyway, excellent work.

    #7 · 53w, 2d ago · · ·
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    When you said not that kind of tank, I assumed that it was a normal tank, not the pet, so I read this story under the assumption that they were shrinking themselves down and taking over Rainbow Dash's pet.

    #8 · 53w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>596309

    Wait for the sequel. If he doesn't write it, I will.

    #9 · 53w, 2d ago · · ·
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    If I could find the gif where the guy's like YES! YES! I would have it right here.

    Five ponies and a dragon, my good sir/madam. :coolphoto::derpytongue2::pinkiehappy::raritystarry::eeyup::moustache:

    #10 · 53w, 2d ago · · ·
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    #12 · 53w, 2d ago · · ·
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    I wrote something like this. Like the same structure and similar ending called Barren. The similarities are strange... Still good though...:rainbowhuh:

    #13 · 53w, 2d ago · · ·
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    If i had exactly 1day left to live I would just want to go nuts in a fully loaded tank

    #14 · 53w, 2d ago · · ·
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    #15 · 53w, 2d ago · · ·
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    This has been the highlight of my day. Deadly serious.

    #16 · 53w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Ok, I love this very much. Sequel please.

    #17 · 53w, 1d ago · · ·
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    Thats what you get when you spend all your equipment points on the engine speed and leave evrything else to bear minimum :ajsleepy: The strategy that all noobys use that never works.

    #18 · 53w, 14h ago · · ·
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    Nice fic, technical not 100% correct - A MBT that fires missiles, which had 1500PS and an normal dieselengine? Leopard2 I guess, but it is not able to shoot missiles ... but it can fire out of motion.

    it´s not the Leo2 - but this picture say´s everthing (maybe you can ask the creator for permission)


    #19 · 53w, 7h ago · · ·
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    Excellent story, I must say! Definitely didn't get as much attention as it should have, but I enjoyed it wholeheartedly!

    #20 · 52w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Wonderful story. Was super funny and loved Rarity getting her house blown up. lol

    #21 · 52w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>613322

    don´t forget the tank, that crashed into it :twilightsmile:

    #22 · 50w, 14h ago · · ·
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    I say, good sir, what a fine tale indeed! :moustache:

    M1A2 Abrams is best tank

    #23 · 50w, 14h ago · · ·
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    Pinkie Pie puts laughter into slaughter. She puts laughter into anything, in fact. Even into here.:pinkiehappy:

    #24 · 50w, 14h ago · · ·
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    :rainbowlaugh: That was... So. Awesome!! :rainbowkiss:

    So glad I found this! :pinkiehappy:

    #25 · 50w, 14h ago · · ·
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    Congrats on making EqD! :pinkiehappy: A story of this level of fun and pure insanity deserved much more notice!

    #26 · 50w, 13h ago · · ·
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    Ah hahahhahaha!! That was an extertaining 10 minutes!:twilightsheepish:

    #27 · 50w, 13h ago · · ·
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    >>606300

    'Missile' can refer to any thrown object.

    Anyway, thanks for a great story. I loled.

    #28 · 50w, 12h ago · · ·
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    nice :D

    #29 · 50w, 12h ago · · ·
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    I thought Luna was the gamer

    #30 · 50w, 12h ago · · ·
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    >>596243

    In Company of Heroes I can easily take down a tank with a mere 2-3 squads of Infantry. Sticky bombs, m'boy.

    Seeing as how Celestia can count as probably more then two infantry squads, that pretty much says it all.

    #31 · 50w, 11h ago · · ·
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    Congrats on the EqD feature, son. I am proud. :rainbowkiss:

    #32 · 50w, 11h ago · · ·
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    This story is EXCELLENT! Definitely deserves more views

    #33 · 50w, 10h ago · · ·
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    Now I'm wondering about all the Royal Guards, are they OC's or has Celestia commanded her whole castle to play this game (just to get killed or have to retreat...)

    #34 · 50w, 10h ago · · ·
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    somehow i knew that this was all some sort of game, and i was right, a very strange one at that though:rainbowlaugh:

    #35 · 50w, 9h ago · · ·
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    Oh God this is glorious :rainbowlaugh:

    #36 · 50w, 9h ago · · ·
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    I had the feeling it wasn't the real deal, but still, it was really fun! :rainbowlaugh::twilightsheepish::pinkiehappy:

    #37 · 50w, 9h ago · · ·
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    Only ONE complaint:

    It didn't really happen?!

    :raritycry:

    I would have loved to see Trollestia do a full, thorough beat-down!

    :trollestia:

    #38 · 50w, 8h ago · · ·
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    #40 · 50w, 7h ago · · ·
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    INSANITY. :pinkiecrazy:

    #41 · 50w, 6h ago · · ·
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    I would like to say that this fic has the complete and utter approval of my World of Tanks Clan Equestria Defense Force. Utterly hilarious. Keep up the good work.

    #42 · 50w, 6h ago · · ·
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    Treeky from the World of Tanks clan Equestria Defense Force reporting in to also give this fic a huge approval! :V!!

    #44 · 50w, 5h ago · · ·
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    lies tanks are slow and have shells

    #45 · 50w, 5h ago · · ·
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    Next boss: Luna

    Enter cheat code: Bananas.

    BOSS DEFEATED

    #46 · 50w, 2h ago · · ·
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    >>713116 Actually, some tanks can reach up to 50 miles an hour, sooo not as slow as people expect from 4-10 ton vehicles. ^^;

    #47 · 50w, 1h ago · · ·
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    I'm glad I finished this. I wasn't expecting a twist at the end. Reading it straight without noticing the comedy tag is pretty dull, but the end makes it all worthwhile.

    #48 · 49w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Nice one. Figured it had to be a video game, as I doubt Rarity would willfully destroy the real Sweetie Belle like that.

    ...The fact she got so much pleasure out of killing the fake one, though, really speaks volumes of her mental issues. :derpyderp2:

    Good, fun little read. Sabaton approves.

    #49 · 49w, 6d ago · · ·
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    What the hell...

    Heh, pretty awesome. Thanks.

    #50 · 49w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Read this while listening to Boom by excision. Fit SO well.

    #51 · 49w, 6d ago · · ·
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    YES!!! YES!!!

    Edit: To defeat celestia, fire a shell at her horn when she's preparing an attack. She should lose control of the attack and take damage. You can use the cheat code bananas to defeat Luna, but otherwise, do the same thing. When Discord throws chocolate milk at you, hit the glass. It should explode and cause him damage.Chrysalis will cause a  changeling rush, but she will throw a blob at you. It's sticky so hit it back at her. She'll be vulnerable so attack wile you can!

    #52 · 49w, 6d ago · · ·
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    This MUST be known.

    #53 · 49w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Brilliant. ^^

    :pinkiegasp::pinkiehappy::pinkiecrazy:

    #54 · 49w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Huh. A multiplayer tank sim? Has that been made yet? I mean, we have that one Street Cleaning Simulator for Pete's sakes.

    I agree with Fluttershy, we should just play Harvest Moon.

    #55 · 49w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>718560

    World of Tanks it is called, iirc. Very good game.

    Anda very good fic, had me laughing till the end :)

    #56 · 49w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Glorious. Simply bloody glorious.

    #57 · 49w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Even with the explanation: What the [EXPLETIVE DELETED]?

    #58 · 49w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>711025

    Thank you, didn´t knew that

    #59 · 48w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>713116depends on the tank some go up tp 80 mile hour if not more and have wide veriaty of weaponry depending on its situation.

    #60 · 47w, 19h ago · · ·
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    Wow. It's one of the best stories i've ever read! It's absolutely perfect! 5/5! :pinkiehappy:

    #61 · 44w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>715777

    There's also the mini bosses: Gilda, Iron Will, Parasprites (be sure to use blanks and mount a flamethrower instead of the typical machine gun), Flim and Flam, and others!:pinkiehappy:

    #62 · 44w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>915757 It's going to take me a while how to finish this game.

    #63 · 44w, 4d ago · · ·
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    >>718560

    There is one, but it's for training tank crews.

    #64 · 43w, 4h ago · · ·
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    Suddenly, Garrus.

    My suspension of disbelief was not strong enough. Ponies don't have great tech, and this sounds far ahead of out time.

    #65 · 35w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Did they just kill sweetie belle?!? Sorry, good but not my type of story.

    #67 · 18w, 13h ago · · ·
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    #68 · 4d, 52m ago · · ·
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    This is one of my all-time favorites on the site!:rainbowkiss:

    #69 · 2d, 7h ago · · ·
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    First though before reading.

    What?

    First thought while Reading

    Why?

    First thought after main six are brutally crushed to death by Celestia

    OH MY GOD WHAT THE M*****F******H***

    First thought after discovery of video game.

    ...Drats...

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