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Broseph_Stalin

Joined February 2012
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Supreme leader of the Union of Broviet Brocialist Bropublics. Writes tastefully smutty fics when he has time between banishing you to the Gulag and fucking your waifu.

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No, not that kind of tank.

First Published
15th May 2012
Last Modified
15th May 2012

Comments ( 84 )

#2 · 115w, 14h ago · · ·

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! Funniest thing ever.

#3 · 115w, 14h ago · · ·

More!! This is amazing congrats:trollestia:

If only this was real...

#4 · 115w, 14h ago · · ·

wunderbar! Nice twist near the end. :moustache:

#5 · 115w, 14h ago · · ·

Drive us closer! I want to hit her with my sword!

#6 · 115w, 13h ago · · ·

Interesting...Of course, I was a little confused at first as to why they would be obliterating their home town, but of course it had to be a video game. But how could they lose? They had a tank! Guys with tanks are never outnumbered! Anyway, excellent work.

#7 · 115w, 13h ago · 1 · ·

When you said not that kind of tank, I assumed that it was a normal tank, not the pet, so I read this story under the assumption that they were shrinking themselves down and taking over Rainbow Dash's pet.

#8 · 115w, 13h ago · · ·

>>596309

Wait for the sequel. If he doesn't write it, I will.

#9 · 115w, 12h ago · · ·

If I could find the gif where the guy's like YES! YES! I would have it right here.

Five ponies and a dragon, my good sir/madam. :coolphoto::derpytongue2::pinkiehappy::raritystarry::eeyup::moustache:

#11 · 115w, 12h ago · · ·
#12 · 115w, 9h ago · · ·

I wrote something like this. Like the same structure and similar ending called Barren. The similarities are strange... Still good though...:rainbowhuh:

#13 · 115w, 8h ago · · ·

If i had exactly 1day left to live I would just want to go nuts in a fully loaded tank

#15 · 115w, 57m ago · · ·

This has been the highlight of my day. Deadly serious.

#16 · 114w, 6d ago · · ·

Ok, I love this very much. Sequel please.

#17 · 114w, 6d ago · · ·

Thats what you get when you spend all your equipment points on the engine speed and leave evrything else to bear minimum :ajsleepy: The strategy that all noobys use that never works.

#18 · 114w, 5d ago · · ·

Nice fic, technical not 100% correct - A MBT that fires missiles, which had 1500PS and an normal dieselengine? Leopard2 I guess, but it is not able to shoot missiles ... but it can fire out of motion.

it´s not the Leo2 - but this picture say´s everthing (maybe you can ask the creator for permission)


#19 · 114w, 5d ago · · ·

Excellent story, I must say! Definitely didn't get as much attention as it should have, but I enjoyed it wholeheartedly!

#20 · 114w, 4d ago · · ·

Wonderful story. Was super funny and loved Rarity getting her house blown up. lol

#21 · 114w, 4d ago · · ·

>>613322

don´t forget the tank, that crashed into it :twilightsmile:

#22 · 111w, 5d ago · · ·

I say, good sir, what a fine tale indeed! :moustache:

M1A2 Abrams is best tank

#23 · 111w, 5d ago · · ·

Pinkie Pie puts laughter into slaughter. She puts laughter into anything, in fact. Even into here.:pinkiehappy:

#24 · 111w, 5d ago · · ·

:rainbowlaugh: That was... So. Awesome!! :rainbowkiss:

So glad I found this! :pinkiehappy:

#25 · 111w, 5d ago · · ·

Congrats on making EqD! :pinkiehappy: A story of this level of fun and pure insanity deserved much more notice!

#26 · 111w, 5d ago · · ·

Ah hahahhahaha!! That was an extertaining 10 minutes!:twilightsheepish:

#27 · 111w, 5d ago · · ·

>>606300

'Missile' can refer to any thrown object.

Anyway, thanks for a great story. I loled.

#28 · 111w, 5d ago · · ·

nice :D

#29 · 111w, 5d ago · · ·

I thought Luna was the gamer

#30 · 111w, 5d ago · · ·

>>596243

In Company of Heroes I can easily take down a tank with a mere 2-3 squads of Infantry. Sticky bombs, m'boy.

Seeing as how Celestia can count as probably more then two infantry squads, that pretty much says it all.

#31 · 111w, 5d ago · · ·

Congrats on the EqD feature, son. I am proud. :rainbowkiss:

#32 · 111w, 5d ago · · ·

This story is EXCELLENT! Definitely deserves more views

#33 · 111w, 5d ago · · ·

Now I'm wondering about all the Royal Guards, are they OC's or has Celestia commanded her whole castle to play this game (just to get killed or have to retreat...)

#34 · 111w, 5d ago · · ·

somehow i knew that this was all some sort of game, and i was right, a very strange one at that though:rainbowlaugh:

#35 · 111w, 5d ago · · ·

Oh God this is glorious :rainbowlaugh:

#36 · 111w, 5d ago · · ·

I had the feeling it wasn't the real deal, but still, it was really fun! :rainbowlaugh::twilightsheepish::pinkiehappy:

#37 · 111w, 5d ago · · ·

Only ONE complaint:

It didn't really happen?!

:raritycry:

I would have loved to see Trollestia do a full, thorough beat-down!

:trollestia:

#40 · 111w, 5d ago · · ·

INSANITY. :pinkiecrazy:

#41 · 111w, 5d ago · · ·

I would like to say that this fic has the complete and utter approval of my World of Tanks Clan Equestria Defense Force. Utterly hilarious. Keep up the good work.

#42 · 111w, 5d ago · · ·

Treeky from the World of Tanks clan Equestria Defense Force reporting in to also give this fic a huge approval! :V!!

#44 · 111w, 5d ago · · ·

lies tanks are slow and have shells

#45 · 111w, 5d ago · · ·

Next boss: Luna

Enter cheat code: Bananas.

BOSS DEFEATED

#46 · 111w, 5d ago · · ·

>>713116 Actually, some tanks can reach up to 50 miles an hour, sooo not as slow as people expect from 4-10 ton vehicles. ^^;

#47 · 111w, 5d ago · · ·

I'm glad I finished this. I wasn't expecting a twist at the end. Reading it straight without noticing the comedy tag is pretty dull, but the end makes it all worthwhile.

#48 · 111w, 4d ago · · ·

Nice one. Figured it had to be a video game, as I doubt Rarity would willfully destroy the real Sweetie Belle like that.

...The fact she got so much pleasure out of killing the fake one, though, really speaks volumes of her mental issues. :derpyderp2:

Good, fun little read. Sabaton approves.

#49 · 111w, 4d ago · · ·

What the hell...

Heh, pretty awesome. Thanks.

#50 · 111w, 4d ago · · ·

Read this while listening to Boom by excision. Fit SO well.

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