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Broseph_Stalin


Supreme leader of the Union of Broviet Brocialist Bropublics. Writes tastefully smutty fics when he has time between banishing you to the Gulag and fucking your waifu.


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No, not that kind of tank.

First Published
15th May 2012
Last Modified
15th May 2012
#2 · 146w, 3d ago · · ·

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! Funniest thing ever.

#3 · 146w, 3d ago · · ·

More!! This is amazing congrats:trollestia:

If only this was real...

#4 · 146w, 3d ago · · ·

wunderbar! Nice twist near the end. :moustache:

#5 · 146w, 3d ago · · ·

Drive us closer! I want to hit her with my sword!

#6 · 146w, 3d ago · · ·

Interesting...Of course, I was a little confused at first as to why they would be obliterating their home town, but of course it had to be a video game. But how could they lose? They had a tank! Guys with tanks are never outnumbered! Anyway, excellent work.

#7 · 146w, 3d ago · 1 · ·

When you said not that kind of tank, I assumed that it was a normal tank, not the pet, so I read this story under the assumption that they were shrinking themselves down and taking over Rainbow Dash's pet.

#8 · 146w, 3d ago · · ·

>>596309

Wait for the sequel. If he doesn't write it, I will.

#9 · 146w, 3d ago · · ·

If I could find the gif where the guy's like YES! YES! I would have it right here.

Five ponies and a dragon, my good sir/madam. :coolphoto::derpytongue2::pinkiehappy::raritystarry::eeyup::moustache:

#12 · 146w, 2d ago · · ·

I wrote something like this. Like the same structure and similar ending called Barren. The similarities are strange... Still good though...:rainbowhuh:

#13 · 146w, 2d ago · · ·

If i had exactly 1day left to live I would just want to go nuts in a fully loaded tank

#15 · 146w, 2d ago · · ·

This has been the highlight of my day. Deadly serious.

#16 · 146w, 1d ago · · ·

Ok, I love this very much. Sequel please.

#17 · 146w, 1d ago · · ·

Thats what you get when you spend all your equipment points on the engine speed and leave evrything else to bear minimum :ajsleepy: The strategy that all noobys use that never works.

#18 · 146w, 1d ago · · ·

Nice fic, technical not 100% correct - A MBT that fires missiles, which had 1500PS and an normal dieselengine? Leopard2 I guess, but it is not able to shoot missiles ... but it can fire out of motion.

it´s not the Leo2 - but this picture say´s everthing (maybe you can ask the creator for permission)


#19 · 146w, 19h ago · · ·

Excellent story, I must say! Definitely didn't get as much attention as it should have, but I enjoyed it wholeheartedly!

#20 · 145w, 6d ago · · ·

Wonderful story. Was super funny and loved Rarity getting her house blown up. lol

#21 · 145w, 6d ago · · ·

>>613322

don´t forget the tank, that crashed into it :twilightsmile:

#22 · 143w, 1d ago · · ·

I say, good sir, what a fine tale indeed! :moustache:

M1A2 Abrams is best tank

#23 · 143w, 1d ago · · ·

Pinkie Pie puts laughter into slaughter. She puts laughter into anything, in fact. Even into here.:pinkiehappy:

#24 · 143w, 1d ago · · ·

:rainbowlaugh: That was... So. Awesome!! :rainbowkiss:

So glad I found this! :pinkiehappy:

#25 · 143w, 1d ago · · ·

Congrats on making EqD! :pinkiehappy: A story of this level of fun and pure insanity deserved much more notice!

#26 · 143w, 1d ago · · ·

Ah hahahhahaha!! That was an extertaining 10 minutes!:twilightsheepish:

#27 · 143w, 1d ago · · ·

>>606300

'Missile' can refer to any thrown object.

Anyway, thanks for a great story. I loled.

#28 · 143w, 1d ago · · ·

nice :D

#29 · 143w, 1d ago · · ·

I thought Luna was the gamer

#30 · 143w, 1d ago · · ·

>>596243

In Company of Heroes I can easily take down a tank with a mere 2-3 squads of Infantry. Sticky bombs, m'boy.

Seeing as how Celestia can count as probably more then two infantry squads, that pretty much says it all.

#31 · 143w, 23h ago · · ·

Congrats on the EqD feature, son. I am proud. :rainbowkiss:

#32 · 143w, 23h ago · · ·

This story is EXCELLENT! Definitely deserves more views

#33 · 143w, 23h ago · · ·

Now I'm wondering about all the Royal Guards, are they OC's or has Celestia commanded her whole castle to play this game (just to get killed or have to retreat...)

#34 · 143w, 22h ago · · ·

somehow i knew that this was all some sort of game, and i was right, a very strange one at that though:rainbowlaugh:

#35 · 143w, 22h ago · · ·

Oh God this is glorious :rainbowlaugh:

#36 · 143w, 22h ago · · ·

I had the feeling it wasn't the real deal, but still, it was really fun! :rainbowlaugh::twilightsheepish::pinkiehappy:

#37 · 143w, 21h ago · · ·

Only ONE complaint:

It didn't really happen?!

:raritycry:

I would have loved to see Trollestia do a full, thorough beat-down!

:trollestia:

#38 · 143w, 20h ago · · ·

Finally, I have an excuse to use this:

And this:

None of them match the tank on the fic (could be any 4 generation MTB), but what the hay, when will I even get the chance again? :pinkiehappy:

#40 · 143w, 20h ago · · ·

INSANITY. :pinkiecrazy:

#41 · 143w, 19h ago · · ·

I would like to say that this fic has the complete and utter approval of my World of Tanks Clan Equestria Defense Force. Utterly hilarious. Keep up the good work.

#42 · 143w, 18h ago · · ·

Treeky from the World of Tanks clan Equestria Defense Force reporting in to also give this fic a huge approval! :V!!

#44 · 143w, 18h ago · · ·

lies tanks are slow and have shells

#45 · 143w, 17h ago · · ·

Next boss: Luna

Enter cheat code: Bananas.

BOSS DEFEATED

#46 · 143w, 14h ago · · ·

>>713116 Actually, some tanks can reach up to 50 miles an hour, sooo not as slow as people expect from 4-10 ton vehicles. ^^;

#47 · 143w, 14h ago · · ·

I'm glad I finished this. I wasn't expecting a twist at the end. Reading it straight without noticing the comedy tag is pretty dull, but the end makes it all worthwhile.

#48 · 143w, 8h ago · · ·

Nice one. Figured it had to be a video game, as I doubt Rarity would willfully destroy the real Sweetie Belle like that.

...The fact she got so much pleasure out of killing the fake one, though, really speaks volumes of her mental issues. :derpyderp2:

Good, fun little read. Sabaton approves.

#49 · 143w, 7h ago · · ·

What the hell...

Heh, pretty awesome. Thanks.

#50 · 143w, 4h ago · · ·

Read this while listening to Boom by excision. Fit SO well.

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