I Never Get Any Work Done · 1:34am Jun 17th, 2012
Warning: This chatlog between my goodbuddy and pre-reader, Sabre, is moderately NSFW. Children, avert your eyes. In fact, you should probably quit hanging around my page in the first place.
Sabre: Its cool guys, I'm here
we can start the party
me: Who are all these anons
What is this madness
Sabre: This is Sabre...
I logged in is should say my name wtf google bro
me: GOOOOOGLE
Sabre: yerp
Wait. Its me
on my other computer
LOL
I multiplied
me: Sabreception
Creepy
Sabre: Fuck you. This is funny
me: *squee
Just getting started. This is only the first third of the chapter or so.
Sabre: Aw, ff-
WEll get on it already
dammit
me: WORKING ON IT
fukufukufuku
Sabre:
me: 
Sabre: Fuck your bum
me: We are the best of friends
I can tell
Sabre: Yeah :/
I'm sorry I'm breaking up with you
me: Gasp
Is there someone else?
Sabre: Yes. It's Cesium (BetweenTheLines)
Sorry but he's a better writer
me: It's true-hoo-hooooooooooo
But wait
I've been cheating on you with him, too.
So...
...Trifecta, I guess?
That total ass
He's been double-dipping
I feel so used.
Sabre: Ménage à trois bitches
Lol you're second-hand ass
me: Wat
I will not be the slut here
Don't turn this into a chick fight.
Sabre: You're the only one with a vagina here
Obv
me: Says the deck swab
OhdidIjustgothere
OhyesIdid
Sabre: I'm just gonna be the bigger woman here and say I don't need no man to make me happy
I am strong
and independdent
me: Five-star post bro
10/10 would chat again
Sabre: Fuck your mother.
me: Go climb a wall of dicks
Sabre: I've already seen your bed
me: Oooooh
Thank you sir, may I have another
Sabre: I think you've had enough dicks tonight soldier
me: Pretty big talk you're making there, Squid
I'll TELL YOU when I've had enough dicks
Sabre: I'm just not going to call the Ambulance when you suffocate again.
me: Fuckin' pogue
Think I can't hold all these dicks
FUCK YOU I CAN'T HOLD ALL THESE DICKS
I think that's enough talk about cocks for one night
Sabre: I think we need to invite someone in and just show them our chat line. They'll be like "Wut."
Literally they'll say that
me: Probably
We should record these and post 'em on our blogs.
Sabre: Hey, unlike you, I actually have a reputation on this fandom to uphold
me: You cut me deep, man. You cut me real deep just now.
Wouldn't want to cut into your lapdancing career, though
I understand
Sabre: Fuck you bro
me: Fuck that noise
Sabre: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4&feature=related
me: I'm blogging this
Sabre: This is you right now
me: OHMYGOD DON'T TRY
I TRY ALL THE TIME
Sabre: Heh
me: Haha, joke's on you
He-man actually makes this video less homosexual
Sabre: Totally
How could I even oversee this
me: I love Skeletor
AND HE PRAYS
Sabre: NYEH
me: Bwahahaha
Video needs more Fisto
Sabre: Fist....o?
me: Surprisingly, the least gay of all the He-man characters
Sabre: I concur, good sirrah
I hate you right now
me: Let the butthurt flow through you
Sabre: The mental images associated with that were.. varied
Who is this asshole named Sabre that you've been cheating on me with?
177432
Nice try, fagbot.
Thank god you have, like, two followers. Or I might actually be worried about this.
177438
How's that feature box, bro?
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177438HA!!! IM A FOLLOWER! AND A WRITER!! and i do not approve of the way you treat this man.
YES, I AM THE SECOND FOLLOWER~! Oh, I'm so glad I didn't miss that.
Also, it seems to me that Sabre needs a doctor.
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177488>>177834
Be easy on him, we were just messing around.
He is the only one that tolerates me long enough to proofread, after all.
178155
I try to make a joke, get taken seriously.
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178155I was joking too ya know. I could tell you two were just messing around.
178205>>178228
He just has such a fragile ego. I don't want him to be hurt.
178239 I understand.
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