irresistible

The spanish version of Frosted Flakes is called Zucaritas and Tony the Tiger looks freaking intense on the box.

I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

I don't even English at all.

I'm just here for the snack bar.

Maker of mods for Dwarf Fortress and Paradox games. Currently making a Crusader Kings mod. Support my modding activities.

Hi. I'm Ficta. I enjoy writing silly comedies and soul-shattering tragedies. There is no in between. :)

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

Merc's fic guide: by Bookplayer: Is there kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding more kicking and/or punching?

DUDE! WHEN DID THIS GET HERE! WORDS, RP, CLOPPONIES! That is all! I HAD TOO MUCH SUGAR AND STUFF!

Has a strange liking to writing solely about their OC.

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse

I will judge you mercilessly.

Author of Toaru Kagaku no Railgun (A Certain Scientific Railgun) and Aoki Hagane no Arpeggio (Arpeggio of Blue Steel) fanfiction. Not known to have been possessed by Kafka-chan.

"If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth the writing." – Benjamin Franklin

Amateur Fantasy author and lover of all things toons. P.S., I'm a stickler for grammar, so if you need any help editing, I'm your man.

I read and sometimes edit stories. Little burned out though.

MA Research Student and former teacher. Part-time tutor, part-time bartender. Full-time writer and MLP: FIM researcher.

"I write to give myself strength. I write to be the characters that I am not. I write to explore all the things I'm afraid of. I write to do all the things the viewers want too..." -Joss Whedon

Serving the community with mobile fireplace rentals since November, 2014.

Darkness will always end up out lasting the light.

Believing is seeing.

Add me on Discord .f4d32814ck

"Writers are vain, selfish and lazy." ~George Orwell

It's called a hustle, sweetheart.

I like booty, white fur, and fucking bitches. Not white fur bitches, cause those don't exist. And don't insinuate they do, or I'll kill you.

I do a lot of reading and lurking. I also write stuffs. I may or may not look like Krillin.

I'm a chef and an avid reader of all flavors, and perhaps one day I'll even get around to writing something. Want a recipe, Pony themed or not? Hit me up and I'll help you out!

Account is very much on a non-disclosed Hiatus :D TO THE MOON!