...well, not exactly, but I'm here!

As you've probably (absolutely) noticed, I've been gone for some time. Long enough that I don't even know. I'm gonna say three years? Ah well, it's been long enough that everything I've worked on can be considered dead. So... yeah. I've been gone for a while. You're probably wondering what happened.

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Well, here it is. The second (technically third?) chapter of You Are (Not) a Slave has come out, entitled "Awaken". The Author's Note puts it best: it felt like a hell of a long time writing this chapter, especially since I did most of it today in about 3 or 4 hours. I think I deserve a P3P break.
Especially considering finals are a thing.
Anyways, I've got something new for you guys. I was dicking around in Photoshop, since that's now my favorite program ever, and I've made...

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So, as you guys have probably noticed, I haven't been on as much as I've promised. Well, there's a reason for that.

I'm doing a lot more things with my life.

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So, it has come to my attention that YouTube is now offering a subscription service called YouTube RED (what an unfortunate name). It's about $10 a month for ad-free YouTube, and if you don't have it, for some reason, some videos will be blocked.
Now, what does this have to do with YA(N)AS?

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And I'm here to stay!
Hopefully.

I just posted a new chapter of You Are (Not) A Slave today as my welcome back to me gift, so go read that! There's also important info in the author's notes, so check that!
I hope I can focus my work on this one fic until I finish it for you guys. I'm always excited for my fics, but I think this is a chart topper for excitement.

Take a look at the sidebar for a link!

I've been away for a while, huh?
I'm just finishing up some stuff for Chapter 2 of Heart of a Girl (and I mean it this time), which then I'm gonna pass on to my editor, then it'll get posted. Just hang in there!

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I'm never having butter popcorn again.

Last night, after eating a bag of some, I started to feel incredibly sick. However, dumb stupid idiot me thought, "Nah, I can sleep it out, I don't need no antacids."
Three hours later I was spilling it all over the floor.
But, I'm better now, and look forward to having a peaceful day. I hope you're all fine, too.

Don't worry, guys. Heart of a Girl is still being written. I'm just having a tough time writing it, 'cause I don't want it to suck massively. I want to make this the best thing I can offer to you guys, and to do that, it'll take some time.
However, I can give you a little preview on something that might happen in the future:

Make of that what you will.

Also, we #DidOurJob.

Guys, I think I've figured out what's happening in the Advanced Warfare Exo Zombies mode.

Spoilers be below for the Easter Egg, so click at your own risk.

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