Salutations my fine fellows! It’s been a really long time since I’ve done anything on this site, haven’t I? Well! I’m glad to let you know that my hiatus will soon be coming to an end given that my personal life and school life have calmed down. Over the summer, I might put out another silly story or two, just for you guys and gals and horses and… whatever else you identify as. If you identify as an… an, uh- an Apache Helicopter? Well, that’s fine by me. Be respectful and wipe your landers on

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Heyya. Here's an introductory video that's top quality, produced by [Insert your favorite movie director here].

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Other stuff and stuff:

•Please make sure it's your story and not someone else's
•I read them as is, errors and all. I don't discriminate against any categories.
•I'm Texan, I have a Texas accent, it just might happen (no, my favorite pony is not AJ, it's Nightmare Moon).

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Chrysalis and Cadance competing to see who would have the best online dating service.

Please, find me people who would write this.
~Cosmic

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Those times when nothing else makes sense or wants to.

it's beautiful.

[2:05:56 PM] Frission: maybe I'm grumpy because I'm at 3k words and they haven't even gotten to the action yet
[2:06:02 PM] Frission: still half a chapter to go
[2:06:29 PM] Cosmic Smiles Afro, F.W.T.: "the action" Why did I imagine tsundere ATVs right there...
[2:06:43 PM] Court Jester Syeekoh: because you're goddamned insane
[2:06:47 PM] Cosmic Smiles Afro, F.W.T.: Right
[2:06:50 PM] Frission: o.O
[2:07:02 PM] Frission: how can an ATV be tsundere? o.o

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Raise your hand if your mind went rogue at the title.

C'mon, I know you... fine, don't raise your hand. See if I care, meanie D: You make Togepi cry.

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So, do that. Do it. If you want, I don't mind. Even though I do mind.

Also, yes, reading Sophocles makes my face cringe into that awkward thing. I figured it'd make for a good video image.

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Whoops, apologies for the minor delay! Here are the winners of the raffle! Of the 48 contestants, numbers:

1

32

6

were the victors!

That would be:

-Malefic Scholar

-Wild Flower

-Alc4n4tor

Gratz, guys! Sending the victors a PM soon for things!

Proof of purchase:

Special thanks to: Skeeter the Lurker, Ineffable Cupidity, Flint Sparks, Smiles and Icebox Froggie for agreeing to help spread the word when they get the chance!

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Hello there, Fimfictioneers! Guess who’s back from vacation?

A timid man shakily raises his hand in the back row of the audience, not yet realizing the rhetoical-ness of the question provided. Upon his inevitable connection that it was not meant to be answered, he set it down and quivered in his seat.

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Yup! Because... reasons!

Vacation... that's the reason.