Can you see the world like I do? Can you smile away the pain? Can you feel the cold wind blowing? Can you smell the coming rain?

I'm a bad pony.

People like grapes. I am a people, so therefore I like grapes. Also cats.

An enigma as vexing as life itself.

I'm your friendly neighborhood riffer. Except when I'm not. I also write pony words and review them. I hope to serve.

"If I desire to possess everything, does that not make everything mine by right?"

Inconsistently making my favorite ponies miserable since 2011

Some weird person who writes stories about ponies. You should probably just ignore him.

I am a student of economics,history and biology. I've come here to produce my seminal work Draconomachi. I hope to complete a and have it edited and posted somewhere it'll get noticed.

Featured Sci-Fi Story: "Equus Metamorphosis" ( http://bit.ly/1YnanMR )

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

Writer/Artist who's been active since the inception of the fandom.

Blow me.

A fellow traveler...

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Holy shit I keep forgetting this place is even a thing. I should probably do some stuff on here...

Fandom veteran, journalist, sixteen-time EqD published author. I hope you have a lovely day! Come visit my official website at www.williamantonelli.com

Try not to take me too seriously. I am an idiot with a shitty sense of humour.

Relatively new to the fanfic game. I have a few stories in the works that I'll be updating as regularly as possible. On a completely separate yet completely necessary note, LUNA IS BEST PONY!

No bio here. Just a box.

my real name is Austin, and I live in Oregon. I am a denizen of Middle Ear- I mean, Portland, and I am an 8th Grader pulling in Bs and As in literature and the like. Dammit this is getting to personal

I am the Storm Scribe. Let my words thunder across all creation! Let my imagination rain down and bring life to new worlds and adventures. Above all else, may you enjoy what meager gifts I bring...

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Exploring the depths of the equine psyche! Now with ko-fi link and SubscribeStar!

Don't be a stranger now. I won't bite.

I <3 GAMMA RAYS