So... I'm not dead--not literally anyway. I just kinda silently quit this whole thing. Why? Reasons I'm sure you've heard from everyone before and will only irritate you, so I'll spare you that. Suffice to say, I'm just not into it anymore. I like the writing aspect of it, but everything else became weird after I went to one of the cons. Despite what Wacka Flocka Flame said, shit's not gonna be ok.

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I have a lot of completed chapters sitting around at the moment, four of which are for the new conspiracy story, one is for AHA, and one is for AHA's sequel.

I've decided to post whatever I have the week I reach 40k views on this account. Figure it's something worth celebrating.

Like honestly, I've been dead on this site for pretty much an entire year if not more. Still trying to decide if I should even bother working on my current story... Does anybody even still read fanfiction? My star list has 96 chapters awaiting me. My Read Later is 41 things I will likely never read.

You know what did it? One word.

Trotcon.

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...when you realized you haven't done anything for so long that you stop receiving any meta notifications.

Alright... I'm not sure if I've ranted about this before, but I will always, until my dying day, come hell or high water, spell it Princess Cadence. Why? Because if the writers of the show decide to use a dictionary word for a character's name, they better damn well stick to the dictionary spelling. What is the basis for changing her name to Cadance? They've tipped the balance in the battle between A's and E's. The vowel world as we know it may never be the same.

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So... a lot of shit has happened lately. Since my New Year's blog I have become completely obsessed with anime. I only started watching it in January, but I've already watched about 10 days worth. Yeah, yeah, call me a bleedin' weaboo, why don't you? You're one to talk... fucking pony-lover. More recently, my mother kicked me out of my own house, but that's a long story so I won't go too far into it.

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Funny, I don't feel much different. Just a little bit more cynical and closer to my grave.

Here, have a poem, and don't you dare forget to comment.

One state and nation under sun and moon,
Two sisters of divine descending line,
Three tribes at war, now worshiping two shrines
And well at peace by the Fourth age’s loom.

Five sacred articles to battle doom,
A Sixth to activate the rest, a sign
To mark the Seventh branch of the divine.
The Twilight of a dynasty comes soon.

I've started the new story over from scratch. If you want to see what it's like so far, tell me and I'll link you to the google doc.

Aerosmith needs to stop making albums... Seriously. Steven Tyler, just stop. Nobody wants to hear it anymore. Please retire while you still have some dignity my ears are operational.

So, I was thinking about this little idea I had, and the urge to start writing became too great to resist. The premise of my story is that Celestia and Luna are actually mortal unicorns who have cast themselves as monarchs to ensure Equestria's continued survival. Twilight is confronted by Princess Celestia and told that she is to become the next Celestia (supposedly there have been many over the centuries and the origins of the monarchy were in an effort to unite the tribes). Basically,

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