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Jan
1st
2015

Turning over a new coat—behind the scenes · 4:23am Jan 1st, 2015

A disguise was essential, and especially a lavender one.

“Purple is a special colour, you know. Only like, one point oh oh percent of the population is purple—at least that’s what Twilight said, or was oh oh point one? oh point one oh?” Pinkie shrugged and smiled. “So, who are you actually?”

In this blog post, I’ll discuss the writing process for Turning Over a New Coat.

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May
13th
2014

Twilight's Pretty Princessy Kingdom · 3:08am May 13th, 2014

A single hoof slammed down on the wasteland, kicking up a cloud of fine ash. The air was filled with the acrid tang of burning wood. The world burned around her, huge plumes of smoke blocking out the light of the sun and blackening the sky. Still, the purple alicorn paid no attention to this. She steadied herself, readying herself for the battle of a lifetime.

A monstrous roar filled the air, and she could hear the signature crackling of magic being charged up.

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Aug
24th
2013

When descriptions fail. And they do, all the time. · 3:40pm Aug 24th, 2013

The sky was a beautiful azure blue, and the clouds were as smooth and round as a mare’s buttocks.

Writing descriptions isn't easy. And it isn't easy because getting the right similes and metaphors isn't easy. Ever had the problem where you wrote something so awesome that even Shakespeare would rise from the dead to congratulate you, only to realise that it's utter crap a minute later? Ohh, burn in that disappointment. Burn!

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Jul
7th
2013

Vengeance of Dawn · 1:55am Jul 7th, 2013

There are times when I feel utterly floored by another’s writing, and this is one of them.

Vengeance of Dawn

Synopsis:

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Jun
29th
2013

OH my GAAAWWD DRACONEQUUS IS FINALLY DONE! · 7:12am Jun 29th, 2013

And when I say finally, I really really mean it! This story has been in progress for about one and a half years, and I wonder how many people out there still have this in their read list. Hmm, probably not a lot. Probably none at all. But it doesn’t matter! What matters is that this story is coompletee! And let me tell you how that feels. It feels GREAT! Never mind that it isn’t an all too amazing story, never mind that there aren’t many people left that are still following it. I still

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Feb
17th
2013

A post in which I think about the lastest episode · 10:23am Feb 17th, 2013

So really, the episode opens somewhat In Medias Res, with the ponies already having their cutie marks swapped. That technique was supposed to lure the audience in by placing action sequences at the start of the episode, but instead it left me wondering what the hell was going on for a good five minutes (25% of the episode), only to have it briefly covered over by a Twilight-screws-up-a-spells cliché and there being no counter

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Jan
12th
2013

Maretrix Unleashed... UNLEASHED! · 4:25am Jan 12th, 2013

---Aboard the CheezerStarship---



Random crew member #1: "SIR! Incoming news, sir!"

Captain Cheezecakes: "What is it, young one? What is the trouble?"

Random crew member #1: "But sir... I'm actually a year older than you are."

Captain Cheezecakes: "Very well. What is it, Random crew member #1?"

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Dec
29th
2012

Incoming Matrix fic! · 12:11am Dec 29th, 2012

Who's keen on a matrix crossover with ponies? I'm in the processing of writing one, with comedy as its main theme. Burraku_Pansa's already done an awesome cover picture for it. I'm lacking a title though, because 'The Maretrix' and 'Enter the Maretrix' have already been taken. I need something simple and easy to remember, preferably with 'Maretrix' as part of it. Hmm...

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Dec
25th
2012

Just read My Little Dashie, and so here are my feels · 7:16am Dec 25th, 2012

I must say that I went into this story expecting a lot. And I mean a lot.

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Nov
25th
2012

Story Updates! · 3:33pm Nov 25th, 2012

Draconequus would consist of eight chapters if everything goes according to plan.

They are:

1: The Three Circles
2: Close Encounters
3: Safety in Numbers
4: A tale of Darkness
5: Signs and Symbols
6: An old police station
7: Never-ending Night
8: The Darkest Hour


Great. Hopefully I won't need to any anything after that. I'm still a little uncertain about the chapter names. I kind of thought of them on the spot, which doesn't usually turn out well...

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