A girl so bad at writing she took to learning how to write at University. How'm I doing so far? Yeah, I know-- I'm working on it, I promise.
A bit of harmony, a lot of mania, on a foundation of existential thought, sprinkled with logic and innuendo... Damn it, now I'm thirsty.
Give me an eternity, I'll give you an update!
Okay, I admit it, I'm probably not your mom. But odds are I'm old enough to be. Now with Patreon account (under alarajrogers) and short stories on Amazon (under Alara Rogers).
Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.
MUSTARD IS BEST PONY. MUSTARD GOES WELL WITH ANYTHING. MUSTARD IS TART AND DISGUSTING ON ITS OWN.
Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...
A gibbering mound of horseflesh who has learned to hate.
Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.
"If I desire to possess everything, does that not make everything mine by right?"
Ruling Equestria can be a little tedious from time to time. And what better way is there to cure a case of royal boredom than with a few stories?
Artist and Writer from Florida. I draw art commissions, role play online, play video games, and watch Pony cartoons.