Twilight finds the sports section of an ancient newspaper. The pony on the front page looks strangely familiar...

Spacetime accidents-
A foreign invasion-
Friends with stuff to haul-

The new 2013 Applejack can handle all this and more!

Fluttershy thought she would like her job, but years of drudgery and abuse have slowly broken her spirit. That changes when she is sent to the tropics to escort a rare bird to its owner. Unknown to her, danger lurks behind the blue seas and sandy beaches. Fluttershy may have been betrayed, abandoned, and kidnapped by pirates, yet she's never felt more free.

A crossover with Black Lagoon

The annual Ponyville Fitness Competition is coming up, and Sugarcube Corner is hard at work making refreshments for the event. Taste-testing creates a little problem. Or maybe BIG one.

The local crime syndicate sees Miller's lack of ID as an advantage. Before too long, our poor former human is eyeball-deep in the scum of Canterlot. Forget going home - the challenge is trying to stay one step ahead of police, criminals, and a pair of persistent mares.

Promontory is going to lose his job. He hasn't done anything wrong - far from it. His only flaw is being mortal. The railroad executives want to replace him with a new locomotive. Trains don't need to eat. They also don't have families to take care of.

Sail is a pegasus. Andy is a nerd. Nika used to be a Russian intelligence agent. Hawker is a porn star.
Jones works for the CIA. Shep flies the helicopter. Jeff is a mechanic.

They fight crime. Usually.

This is where volunteering for things gets you.

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Redheart agrees to do a favor for a hospital patient. It sounds like easy money, but when more is asked of her the nurse realizes she's stumbled into something much more complicated and dangerous than she could ever imagine. Unable to get away and unsure who to trust, her only hope for escape might lie in the contents of the mysterious Dominator File.

On Nightmare Night, everypony wants that authentic touch of Tartarus. Our flaming friend Sir Winifred Condemnation Inferno is working as hard as he can, but is not sure he will be able to keep up with demand. What's a poor demon to do?