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Elric of Melnipony
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Elric of Melnipony
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it's very kind of you to say so, even though we both know that this is far from being an original concept. I just thought it might be amusing to write, and maybe give readers a smirk or two. Sadly, I get the impression that most people who have read it so far don't get that it's all meant to be in fun.
I came I saw I laughed I faved.
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Merci buckets! Guess I'd better start working on the next chapter, then.
Pinkimena will have to wait her turn everyone knows Rainbow Dash is best pony
I vote dash.
Thats kinda weird waking up to see scootaloo saying u taste like RD
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I was implying that Scootaloo and Dash had been having naughty fun during their time together. Scoots got home from school, found the two of them passed out, and decided to go down on him (because that's what happens in bad porn). She recognized the taste that was still on him from all of their sex because she's tasted Dash before.
There was a hint earlier in the goodbye kiss as Scootaloo leaves for school...
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How do you think I feel? I'm the one with the deranged head that all this nonsense came out of.
Dude, I would've given you a thumbs up for the title alone. But some actual funny writing in there too? Nice! :D
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yeh :3
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Cool, thanks. I'll have to make sure the Pinkie Pie chapter is really bizarre. 'Cause it's Pinkie.
This is fantastic.
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Thank you! And yes, I do have another chapter coming at some point -- I've just had other things going on...
Of all the places I could find an Alice's Restaurant reference...
Shit man, she's magic! Do some crazy shit, like turn her into a half pony, half goat, half man-bear-pig! Hell I don't know, you have such a wide range of possibilities to choose from, eh?
yyyyyyyep.
Now I'm in for the whole mile,I reckon.
Between Granny Smith and Apple Bloom, I laughed-- out loud-- a good couple times.
In for the whole goddamn mile.
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But that's not what I came to talk to you about. I came to talk to you about the draft...
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Good point! Of course, the thought has also crossed my mind that she's such a prude that she'll only do it missionary position through a hole in a sheet.
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If this journey were in a straight line, it would probably only be a couple hundred feet. The reason it's a mile is because the path is so twisted...
Glad you're enjoying it!
2466315 Just thought you'd mention it?
You could leave this chapter as is and go on to write the next, starting after leaving the library.
You know you could do that.
I internally winced at "The Chicago Cubs lost again." Isn't this supposed to be fantasy? Why do you have to bring in the harsh realities and crush my dreams?
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There's only so much suspension of disbelief to go around.
People will accept pastel-colored magical marshmallow ponies, but y'know, I don't want to ask them to believe in the impossible.
I'm very grateful for the faves (Very!) but I don't understand how they outnumber the upvotes...
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Not everyone who faves leaves an upvote.
Oh, crap, make it stop. I didn't think just over 500 words would have me laughing this much.
Favorited for the Convenient Mountains alone. The Contrivance Caverns and Backstory Forest was dessert, coffee and a cigarette.
2485949 That's part of its awful charm, and to remind us this is still a fic we're reading.
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Finally! Someone who not just gets it, but really, really gets it!
To mis-quote Jack O'Neill, "It gets progressively weirder from here."
"God in the Horse?"
"My God, it's full of references."
Failure to not consider new meanings of "plot twist" in three ... two ...
"...And then looked at the Seeing-Eye Dog."
And did I catch a Stranger in a Strange Land reference in passing?
2523602 Yeah, but I forgot where I put it.
We'll find Twilight at the Palace in Canterlot ... busy teaching Molestia and Lunaughty a few lessons, right?
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Not an intentional reference to Stranger in a Strange Land, but I may have unconsciously cribbed the description from Heinlein without realizing it. It's definitely the same sort of multi-dimensional thinking. All the other weird references, though? Totally intentional.
Glad you're enjoying this!
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Not gonna lie -- I haven't figured out yet what I want to do with the final chapter. Twilight will probably be at the library, though. Considering how much sex he's had just trying to get across Ponyville, there's no telling how many background ponies he would have to bang to make it all the way to Canterlot...
2524030 If you're familiar with the Winningverse, maybe Cloud Kicker will be his nemesis?
No, that would be Ragnarok, wouldn't it?
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Sorry, I have no idea what you're talking about.
2524450 Unabashed Sesame Street reference: "Rriiiiiiiiiigghht."
Change the Chicago Cubs to the Pittsburgh Pirates, and I'd believe it. Home team is worst team.
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I knew the Cubs had a pretty horrible record, just because it's a good way to give my sister a hard time. (She somehow became a fan despite never living anywhere near Chicago.) But just to be sure, I looked up the records for both teams. The Pirates last won the World Series in 1979. The most recent Cubs victory was 1908. Sorry, but the Cubs have an extra seven decades of suck on their side.
Oh, no, go for the rest of the Kathleen Turner line: "I like that in a man."
References. References everywhere.
I sense a theme, here. "Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop ..."
That last part.
That fucking ending.
This was so beautiful. Brought such manly tears to mine eyes.
The writing could stand to be a little more lemony, but at least it's self-aware.
Ah, so THAT'S how you use the Flutter Launcher! I was always curious.