Shit man, she's magic! Do some crazy shit, like turn her into a half pony, half goat, half man-bear-pig! Hell I don't know, you have such a wide range of possibilities to choose from, eh?
2465212 But that's not what I came to talk to you about. I came to talk to you about the draft...
2465218 Good point! Of course, the thought has also crossed my mind that she's such a prude that she'll only do it missionary position through a hole in a sheet.
2465469 Glad you're enjoying it! If this journey were in a straight line, it would probably only be a couple hundred feet. The reason it's a mile is because the path is so twisted...
2485949 There's only so much suspension of disbelief to go around. People will accept pastel-colored magical marshmallow ponies, but y'know, I don't want to ask them to believe in the impossible.
2523602 Yeah, but I forgot where I put it. We'll find Twilight at the Palace in Canterlot ... busy teaching Molestia and Lunaughty a few lessons, right?
2523842 Not gonna lie -- I haven't figured out yet what I want to do with the final chapter. Twilight will probably be at the library, though. Considering how much sex he's had just trying to get across Ponyville, there's no telling how many background ponies he would have to bang to make it all the way to Canterlot...
2544972 I knew the Cubs had a pretty horrible record, just because it's a good way to give my sister a hard time. (She somehow became a fan despite never living anywhere near Chicago.) But just to be sure, I looked up the records for both teams. The Pirates last won the World Series in 1979. The most recent Cubs victory was 1908. Sorry, but the Cubs have an extra seven decades of suck on their side.
Shit man, she's magic! Do some crazy shit, like turn her into a half pony, half goat, half man-bear-pig! Hell I don't know, you have such a wide range of possibilities to choose from, eh?
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But that's not what I came to talk to you about. I came to talk to you about the draft...
2465218
Good point! Of course, the thought has also crossed my mind that she's such a prude that she'll only do it missionary position through a hole in a sheet.
2465469
Glad you're enjoying it! If this journey were in a straight line, it would probably only be a couple hundred feet. The reason it's a mile is because the path is so twisted...
2466315 Just thought you'd mention it?
You could leave this chapter as is and go on to write the next, starting after leaving the library.
You know you could do that.
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There's only so much suspension of disbelief to go around.
People will accept pastel-colored magical marshmallow ponies, but y'know, I don't want to ask them to believe in the impossible.
I'm very grateful for the faves (Very!) but I don't understand how they outnumber the upvotes...
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Not everyone who faves leaves an upvote.
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Finally! Someone who not just gets it, but really, really gets it!
2523602 Yeah, but I forgot where I put it.
We'll find Twilight at the Palace in Canterlot ... busy teaching Molestia and Lunaughty a few lessons, right?
2523842
Not gonna lie -- I haven't figured out yet what I want to do with the final chapter. Twilight will probably be at the library, though. Considering how much sex he's had just trying to get across Ponyville, there's no telling how many background ponies he would have to bang to make it all the way to Canterlot...
2524030 If you're familiar with the Winningverse, maybe Cloud Kicker will be his nemesis?
No, that would be Ragnarok, wouldn't it?
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Sorry, I have no idea what you're talking about.
2524450 Unabashed Sesame Street reference: "Rriiiiiiiiiigghht."
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I knew the Cubs had a pretty horrible record, just because it's a good way to give my sister a hard time. (She somehow became a fan despite never living anywhere near Chicago.) But just to be sure, I looked up the records for both teams. The Pirates last won the World Series in 1979. The most recent Cubs victory was 1908. Sorry, but the Cubs have an extra seven decades of suck on their side.
Heh. Sounds like something Dornail would say. Are you perhaps familiar with that comic? I think you would appreciate its humor.
You know Kroft actually sued McDonalds after the original McDonaldland ads aired.