2348221 I was implying that Scootaloo and Dash had been having naughty fun during their time together. Scoots got home from school, found the two of them passed out, and decided to go down on him (because that's what happens in bad porn). She recognized the taste that was still on him from all of their sex because she's tasted Dash before.
There was a hint earlier in the goodbye kiss as Scootaloo leaves for school...
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I was implying that Scootaloo and Dash had been having naughty fun during their time together. Scoots got home from school, found the two of them passed out, and decided to go down on him (because that's what happens in bad porn). She recognized the taste that was still on him from all of their sex because she's tasted Dash before.
There was a hint earlier in the goodbye kiss as Scootaloo leaves for school...
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How do you think I feel? I'm the one with the deranged head that all this nonsense came out of.
Dude, I would've given you a thumbs up for the title alone. But some actual funny writing in there too? Nice! :D
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Failure to not consider new meanings of "plot twist" in three ... two ...
"Rarity told him that ponies had a tradition of hospitality"
And by "hospitality" she meant "banging anything with a pulse".
That whole section with Biff "insulting" Rarity is priceless, and her getting off on that kind of thing is now a part of my head-canon.
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