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Idiotcornball
I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.
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I loved the reference to pinkie's cake fetish in 'proofreading clop fics sucks'
I swear... I've seen another fic like this before.
~Skeeter The Lurker
Great phrasing, Twilight
You know, it's curious... Usually sexy comedies tend to bore me but you manage to write stuff that always makes me laugh. I don't know what it is, but keep doing what you're doing, mister Corn Ball.
2963939 I think it was in a fic called 'Sluttershy' or something. Where the entire mane 6 help Flutters to 'get off'
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I agree, this clopfic sounded so familiar to another Fluttershy clopfic similar to this.
2963940 Honestly, I've never been a big fan of sex comedy either. Which is weird, considering my output.
2963939>>2963962>>2964167 It wouldn't surprise me at all if there was. Hopefully my version of events is suitably unique.
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Yeah, it's different.
So far, it's pretty good.
~Skeeter The Lurker
You Know Mr Cornball I Love The Coverart Because Human Fluttershy On A Nature Green Background Is Very Pretty And Beautiful At The Same Time I'd Agree Fluttershy Looks Very Beautiful On The Coverart And After All Fluttershy Is The Venus Butterfly In This Story
not bad
2963848 dunno, you tell us.
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Go home, Kanaya, you're drunk.
Wow, I'm actually going to fave this. This clop fic isn't..
bad at all... what...
So, this is, like, Flutter-fucked 3.0?
This is relevant to my interests.
...
For... research purposes. Yeah.
So...Rainbow Dash is in fact, the fastest in all of Equestria.
yup im sold. good on ya.
2965424 Oh, so I'm not the only one who thought "Kanaya" when I saw that? Always nice to meet a fellow homestuck. Now! The cry of homestucks everywhere! HUSSSSIEEEEEE!!!!
2965424>>2971210 I was about to comment on that, but you guys beat me to it.
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Hmm, now I'm wondering what a Homestuck fanfic from you would be like.
2972130 I have no idea, honestly. I don't think I could adequately capture the style. What the fuck runs through Hussie's head that lets him churn out stuff like that, I have no idea.
No.
No it's not.
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Crack
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" A true, true friend helps a friend in need" indeed. Though this may be a little too much help. Maybe they should start with masturbation and go from there.
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>inb4 subtle masturbation song in season 4
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I don't know if they'd go that far. "Cutie Marks = puberty" was pretty good, but I don't think they'd ever go into sexual things like that.
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dued.
dued srsly.
du u tink i wass srs.
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I didn't think you were serious. But it's no fun answering to a joke comment as a joke.
My penis lead me here...
Twilight's library is basically the internet. That's awesome.
Lern too fckuing spel.
You suck at sleeping eh?
YOUTUBE VIDEO NOT FOUND. PLEASE CONSULT YOUR NEAREST MCDONALD'S FOR PSYCHIATRIC HELP. IF NOT, GO TO YOUR NEAREST LIBRARY AND ASK FOR A CHEESEBURGER.
Stangely, when it gets to the actual clop, I'll probably be like "YES! FINALLY! ...bout time Flutters."
I'll feel so satisfied with the build up, I'll probably NOT cum.
Actual pictures of Celestia. None of them are pornographic, of course, but that doesn't stop her.
3001549 I wouldn't put it past her, but that probably wouldn't help Fluttershy much.
Hah! Tactful and psychological! (and the amusing Twilestia porn gag) I look forward to another intelligent chapter.
This is actually really funny. Keep up the good work, and try not to lose the unique style you've got going here
Heh, Twilight is certainly... Helpful toward Fluttershy...
~Skeeter The Lurker
I had a gf once that had real difficulty achieving orgasm on her own. It took about that long with a vibrator even. Never took that long though with me of her previous bf's though. Maybe Fluttershy is like that ex, where she needs someone to help her.
Brown University text on female orgasm.
Excerpt:
Which certainly explains the tumble dryer trick...
.... You really are slow Flutters. Dammit. Reminds me of my best friend that can't fap. Offered to buy her a vibrator but she refused.
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You know how it goes.
A true, true friend...
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...
I will never look at that song the same again.
~Skeeter The Lurker
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: Spike, bring up the checklist!
: Sure.
: Cross out "Ruined the innocence of a song for Skeeter", if you will.
: Check!
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Pfffftttttt.
Niiiiice.
~Skeeter The Lurker
Firstly, I'm a girl, if you've noticed. Secondly, THOSE NUMBERS CAN BE ENTIRELY ACCURATE. I was laughing my ass off, because that happened to me in the shower, a few times. I mean, the hot water ran out. NOT. FUN.
Anyway, this is a lot more accurate than you think. On a bad day, it can take up to four hours. SERIOUSLY. FOUR. And, you know what? The whole "hand cramp" thing happens ALL THE FREAKING TIME. Ahem– sorry about the TMI.
Either way, great story; I'm really enjoying it! I'm greatly looking forward to the next chapter.
-Calc
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*hides notebook*
Oh, no problem, no problem at all.
Anyway, I too am looking forward to the next part. The mix of awkwardness, hilarity and hilarious awkwardness is just great. I also really like Twilight here, her honest desire to help out a friend is just so sweet, and the way she goes about it is just so... Twilight.
And the random encounter with Rainbow Dash...
Not sure whether I like the second or third chapter more. Both were quite funny, due to Twilight's questions and the encounter with Dash.
Anyway, I really like the story so far. The build-up is pretty good and it's not one of these, that make me wonder when it comes to the "good part" (because there isn't any. All of it is good.). I certainly look forward to the next chapters.