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Idiotcornball
I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.
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Humanized, as in, a human with a pony name slapped on them. I see.
Who else predicted something like this would surface after that episode aired?
So many dislikes. I for one think this is interesting. Will there be more?
Edit: the website won't let me click the like button but I do like this story
Not gonna thumb just yet, i veiw some hilarity coming on..........i ll wait and see.
oh lawd
its dicks isnt it
of course its dicks
Its not wrong to think a humanized version of a pony is sexy, is it? Eh, oh well. I'm a guy. If it even sounds like a girl, a guy will think its sexy.
Ok I agree with the authors note, wtf?
Haha, i can't imagine having both girl and boy parts!
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*chuckle* I'm so sorry... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Maybe it's just my strange fascination for chicks with dicks, but I really wan't to see more of this.
Liar.
1879062 Or, ya know, the personalities, relationships, and settings are entirely unchanged and they're just human because I think humans are sexier than ponies...
1879225 Probably. and the dislikes are inevitable; it's a fetish thing after all. I'm kinda surprised it didn't get more.
1879146 actually all the episode did was give me an in-story excuse for Twilight to attempt the spell.
1879654 I dunno either, lol. I was bored.
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I'm not sure whether I was supposed to clop to this, or laugh at it. Either way, I have this bad habit of facepalming when I'm trying to be quiet. There was no way I could clop and read this. I was laughing too much.
I'll leave on this:
This implies that applejack has more than just two hands.
1883925 I'm not really sure what you're supposed to be doing either.
And she has two hands. "Had been" past tense. She was examining her dick, but now she is not.
Don't stop the party now! She hasn't slapped Twilight with it. l:
But seriously, do go on. :)
And now to wait for the rest of this story. Great job so far!
I am intrigued....you my proceed.
I am a dude who has been hit in the balls.
It's actually equivalent to every bone in your body breaking. Twice.
Meanwhile, giving birth only equivalent to breaking 2 bones.
I LIKE IT!!!!!!!!! and I am a dude, and I laugh at groin hits.
high heels man, the kind with the point at the tip of the toes.
so much pain
As well as I.
This is a piece of fucking art
>posts chapter that involves dick shenanigans
>7/8 comments are about the author's note
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I'll take what I can get. But seriously, getting hit in the nuts HURTS.
dude, normally i'd avoid stories like this (just cause i'm weird that way), but i'm truels interested to see where this goes.
I'm a JROTC cadet. I went to JCLC (week long mini-bootcamp). A combat boot stomped me in the dick. I marched funny the rest of the time I was there.
1895733 I was already getting some serious yuks from the lines in this story that would be even funnier out of context.
But now:
My New Year's resolution is to use that phrase.
Well... crotch hit for men is like.... shit I can't even explain it... it's just not funny, okay ladies´? And I really don't have problems with pain. A broken arm while in a soccer match? ha no problem at all, but a groin hit and I can't even watch tv in peace.
Oh man, I gotta find an excuse to use that sometime!
Luckily for me, I don't recall any time that I've ever been hit in the junk, and I'm hoping I never will.
It's not the hit to the dick that gets you, It's to the balls.
Once I fell while windsurfing, and the metal sail pole just happened to shoot upwards…and hit me square on the testicles. After squirming in agony for several minutesI had to paddle back to the shore because it hurt too much to kick.
1897084Damn man. Ouuuuch.
So your face was pretty much this?
1898495 That's what my friend told me. Along with some of this
The reason why watching people get hit in the balls is so funny is because I know how much it hurts, and am glad it isn't me.
1900884 Oh, shit.
Bit of advice to all interested in avoiding a ball shot go with the blow
they never scored another hit and trust me they tried but the hit didnt count unless i hit the dirt but this method is not easy to learn and you need to know how to shift you weight around its not easy but it works 100% of the time every time and will make people think you are much stronger than you are but o sweet merciful celestia the pain of those first two hits
i prayed for the sweet merciful release of death at both times and at both times death just laught at me while pointing
Trust me my friends and i had a bet that they could hit me in the nuts 10 times in five days thats how i developed this move they never made it past 3 hits and i walked away with 150$ from the group thats at a rate of 5$ a person this was not a small contest and i did this six times my kung foo is strong
While I am not a fan of Chicks with Dicks. I like this story. But you have some problems with the Texain accent.
It be don' insted of don't and take out the g in ing words. It is hard to write trust me. But none the less I laughed a few times and I crighed at how hard she was hit down there. Ouch.
There will never ever be too much futa fan-fics. Thanks for the addition to the collection!
1903431 You'd have to offer me a hell of a lot more than that to put my nuts on the line.
More is on the way.
1906150 I'm not really going for Texan. Just sort of a generic "south". Basically if it sounds Applejack-y I just roll with it. (yeah, i'm not thinking too hard)
1906517 You're welcome.
1906548
Fun Fact:
Male groin impact pain is a very very big pain. HOWEVER, the pain a girl feels when the womb (the bit that's completely inside the vagina at the end of the "love" canal) is about fifteen times worse.
1906683 Given that pain isn't actually quantifiable, how exactly do we know this? Also, I don't think that it's very easy to accidentally hit a girl in the cervix.
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From a biology/anatomy lecture during my college years. Plus it happened to me in person. Unfortunately for me the girl was what one would call a "pain = rage" type person, so for only being literally five foot nothing she was able to kick me off the couch and give me a black eye. It was not a pleasant thing.
Thankfully none of you know who I am.
Well, I read the first two chapters. I like it.
Do have a question though. Is the whole pissing problem going to be entirely for joke moments? If so, I'm okay with that.
But yeah... My point is, golden showers aren't really my thing, so I hope you won't give that end much focus.
who ever said my nuts where on the line there was a chick at my school who just felt the need to hit every guy she passed in the junk that was the first two hits because i didn't know about her but that's how i developed the dodge and the contest was stacked in my favor i was never in any danger im basically part goat and hid my nuts behind my leg when they where near and they where none the wiser
secondly pain is quantifiable
A human body can take of to 45 DEL (Unit of Pain) before it starts to become unbearable. The pain a woman feels giving birth is around 57 DEL of pain, the equivalent feeling of fracturing 20 bones at once. A hard kick to the nuts measures over 9000 DEL's, the equivalent pain of giving birth to 160 babies and breaking 3,200 bones at once. Girls, when you're giving birth, remember that being kicked in the nuts is over 157 times as painful. Scientific Fact.
1906793 Nah, I'm not really into that either. I just thought it would be funny if AJ had trouble working out the plumbing. I mean, if you've never had a dick before you wouldn't quite know how it works.
1906834 ...you said your nuts were on the line:
Also, yeah, it is really painful.
I really need to get the next chapter done so we have something else to talk about besides getting hit in the balls.
Yes as i am running out of things to say though i may just fade into obscurity like i always do
1895733 i've taken three successive ball kicks before. It was not fun.
You right bro they are awful feels good but it's awful
And yet woman still think its not that big a deal to get hit there. They just dont know. They just dont know...
1895411 I am a dude who's been hit in the balls with a football, a baseball bat, a lacrosse stick, and about ten or twenty paintballs with about 150-300 000 psi behind them. The only two sports that've not landed me on the ground are actually golf and bowling. Ironically, those are the two sports I derive the greatest satisfaction from while playing.
.... And I'm not kidding. We had this battle of the sexes Dodgeball game once, but since there was two more dudes than chicks, I got to be on the girl's team. And the guys were bloody merciless. Let's just say that if my balls aren't made of steel by now, I've been playing a fiddle with a broken string since I was only a wee lad.
Yeah. I am pretty sure my cannon's locked and loaded, but still. You do get used to the pain after a while. 