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Idiotcornball


I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

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I love you soooooo much right now:heart::heart::heart::heart::twilightsmile:

Laughed hysterically at twilight not wanting to dick-ify her friends...can't wait to read the next chapter!!!

Just finished reading and.....Rainbow got kinda ripped off...but fromt he sounds of those nuts she is about to give AJ one hell of a cream pie to enjoy....or maybe pinkie would enjoy that pie a little more...makes you think don't it?

Rainbow doesn't have to fly, she could just levitate...:ajsmug:

2160454 I'm not big on rape, so that specific subplot isn't going to come to pass. But you're right in that Twilight is only kidding herself if she thinks she can stay out of this for much longer...:twilightoops:

Also, holy SHIT did this story get approved fast. :rainbowhuh: Seriously, I think it went up within 20 minutes of submission.

Drunk, depressed me liked it, so it can't be too bad. Seriously, I'm liking this series a lot . :rainbowwild:

2160570 20 minutes? Heh, a friend of mine, HenryAnthonyCourtler, submitted his story The Mute Octave and it got uploaded in around the same amount of time. Look it up if you want, but I dislike putting links to things I'm promoting. I will, however, put this pic here:

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Nice chapter. I liked the fic where the Pegasi were known as Angels, the Unicorns were Magi, and the Earth Ponies were just regular Humans. The Pegasi/Angels could throw their wings out whenever they wanted, or tuck them in and they'd either disappear or turn into a cloak. Magi's fingers were used instead of wands or horns, and Twilight used her middle finger to launch an Earth Pillar attack at Trixie. Or, something like that. Maybe it was a lightning attack?

... I wish I could find it again. :ajsleepy:

Twilight kind of acts like a... dick.

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Considering how Twilight acted around AJ's dick, I wouldn't be surprised if she invited them all over only for them to find her naked and sprawled out across a table, ready to bedick everyone within range. The bookish types can only stay pent up so long. :twilightangry2:

'Ware the quiet ones...

ouch, poor rainbow. well, maybe she'll win in endurance and stamina. wait, are those the same thing? eh never mind.

...you think Twilight'll ever use the spell on herself?

Holy shit this story hasn't even been up 24 hours and it already has over 200 faves. :derpyderp2:

Everyone look under your seat, you've all won free dicks! You get a dick and you get a dick! :pinkiehappy: I don't know what I'm doing.

This takes the 'Plot? What Plot' aspect of porn to a new level.

"Yeah, Rainbow Dash can fly. I dunno how, or why, she just does. Who cares! There's dicks and pussy!"

I love it.

Reading it... Just giving you that note.

Just throwing this out there, I think then when/if we roll around to Fluttershy she will:
A. Already have a dick(Futashy anyone?)
B. When Twilight gives her one it will end up being some giant, aprox. 14 in monster. Lol
Just my mind running wild, oh well.

I am not forgetting to fave it this time. :derpyderp2:

I'm just gonna go ahead and file this one under "damn you penis".

Dragon ball z that is how she flies

... Yeah, fuck subtlety. Give everyone dicks. Even the guys. Give them more dicks.
Give their dicks dicks.

2167251the dicks have been doubled!:facehoof: (ahh that was terrible)

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That was terrible :rainbowlaugh:

I take it you read chocolate frosting then? *shiver* I dont even like mentioning that story :twilightoops:

I'm not sure if I should be worried about that last line.

You sick sick man I love you.

You sick sick man I love you.

I think the towing guy was indian or something in that region...

So... The cloud-walking spell affects cum. Does that qualify for the title of the cloud-cumming spell?

2186355 exactly, I feel bad for you.:fluttercry:

2186411 Eh, I've seen worse, honestly. But yeah, you'll never find that kind of stuff here.

Is this story somewhat inspired by that Futabu doujinshi?

It's about a club of futanari chicks.

It's about a non-futanari chick joining their club... That's about it.
One of them is about average length, but rather thick.
Another is really tiny but cums buckets.
Another is skinny but really long.
Another is absolutely tiny when not erect but becomes a monster when erect. Most definitely physically impossible. She also cums buckets.

Give me the chocolate mmmm

for some reason this song popped into my head when I read this series, well that and other things.

2186718 I'm well aware of it (:raritywink:), but it wasn't a direct inspiration. There's only so much variety you can come up with in regard to dicks, after all. :pinkiehappy:

still the best! finally got caught up to this point. tha's waht i get for not keeping up on my day to day checkings.

Omg, I would totally read a clopfic written by Dashie
Absolute hilarity, I can see it now;
'Do was going to fly off in a totally awesome way, but the weird looking slime thing grabbed onto her and started to do Do really hard.'
So many potential lolz

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Dear God in Heaven! What the fuck did I just watch?!

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