Celestia was curious, something was wrong. Twilight was growing at an abnormal rate, was that due to the Alicorn genes overworking? That would explain the growth. The face Twilight was starting to talk, yes fractured sentences counted, meant she was a lot older then she had been when they’d found her.
“Oh sister, before thou-you retire I have some good news.” Celestia turned her head to see her sister’s smile. Twilight babbled happily on the bed, starting to crawl around.
“Ok Luna, what’s the good news?” Luna’s face broke into a smile of pleasure, and Celestia felt her heart thud ominously.
“Cadence is coming, and she has agreed to take the kid and encase her in crystals for a thousand years. That’ll grow her up real quick!”
Celestia nodded, tossing Twilight toward Luna like a football who began walking to the door.
“So long responsibility!” Celestia then proceeded to get drunk and started speaking in an Irish tone.
They all lived responsibility free forever.
Until the world burned because they forgot to stop the sun from crashing into the planet. But it's ok, the crystal wasn't harmed so Twilight's fine.
Funny fact, did you know people trapped in stone and crystal can see every second passing?
I read this, forgot to favorite it, and now all this time I've been thinking "when is that Twilight Filly fic going to update?"
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Kinda hit a writers block, so worked on me other fix. Block is gone now so I should have a chapter tomorrow, maybe the next day depending.
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If you don't get the insane out, then it consumes you.
This is my way of getting whatever sudden mischievous instinct out of my system before it gets out of hand.
Now that's done, I can actually write the chapter without having to fight the desire to make it into a joke.
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My point being that it was updating without me knowing it.
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Well now you can enjoy more for longer
lol
Twilight in stone? Can i be with her please!
My sides.
Wow
(oh and what does gold member mean?)
Good to know the long wait was worth it
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Promise proper chapter tomorrow
swag
A certain draconequus would like a word...
I'm surprised, though, that he hasn't been here at all yet...
Uuuhh....
You did what im shoked wtf go get her back but cadence this must be a joke cadence will at worst hit her softly.
Um... Okay
AHAHAHAHA!!!
A horn to the knee huh? Who'd you piss off this time?
Jarl ballin'
Aaaaand cut to credits.
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ummmmm OK..........😐