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GeodesicDragon


I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

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Princess Celestia has sent the Elements of Harmony to persuade a human to stock Equestrian goods in his stores. When he asks to test the products, it doesn't go according to plan. And when a certain party pony gets involved, things only get worse.

But thankfully, it all leads to a wonderful new idea...

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This MAY be good. Will read.

By the gods! :pinkiegasp: this will be interesting :moustache:

Ha. That... was brilliant.

No my trusty Party cannon! :pinkiegasp::pinkiegasp::pinkiegasp::pinkiegasp::pinkiegasp::pinkiegasp::pinkiegasp:

Aww I was hoping there would be more wacky product placement chapters.



And now I know the cure...
Still enjoyed it.

"However, looking at you all now has given me an idea for a new product." Simon continued. "A product that will benefit all of us."

Hmm, well that sounds-

"Why thank you, Miss Rarity." he said. "After all, as our company motto goes..."

He laughed heartily.

"... every little helps."

NOOO. Tesco has horsemeat in their burgers. :raritydespair: Why would you even.

Well. That was hilarious.

I was so shocked by the punchline i spat my cornflakes all over my desk.

FREAKIN, HILARIOUS.

Well now we know where Pinkie got the idea for her "special" cupcakes.:pinkiecrazy:

:applejackconfused:

Shouldn't this have a 'dark' tag on it?:pinkiesick:

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I was thinking that myself. I'll add it, if only to be safe.

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Nope, sorry. This is a one-shot, and that's all it will ever be.

Besides, I can't think of ways to make a sequel work...

This would probably be funnier if I lived in the UK...but I doubt it. :pinkiesick:

what about Fluttershy?:fluttercry:

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I couldn't think of any product which she could sell.

"Are any of you familiar with... glitter glue?"

:facehoof:

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