Twilight Sparkle will teach you all how to cook. Equestrian style.
May Celestia have mercy upon our souls...
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Symphony
A paragon of virtue, role model, professional writer and a liar.
Symphony
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DEAR SWEET CELESTIA'S SOLAR POWERED NIPPLES
wat
This is on par with the dead sea scrolls, it may even be what is written on them!
I'll take eight!
Dafuq?
1675008 That's my new catchphrase!
I enjoy a good random fic like this.
_____
Anywho, to the author, good job
WE ARE VIKINGS!! FETCH ME THE DAMN MAYONNAISE!!
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FALUKOOOOORV
Lol I have no idea what I am reading.
inb4 feature.
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Well, I have no idea what I'm writing.
www.hat.dafuq/isdis
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`Dee-lecious! I wet myself from too much drooling.
This is beautiful.
Twilight is best crazy cook.
So let me get this straight. Your thoughts on where this is heading can be summed up as
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Exactly.
NOOOOOOO! NOT. MAYONNAISE!
I am allergic to mayonnaise!
Wait......Twilight is gonna get me now isn't she? 
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Maybe...i950.photobucket.com/albums/ad349/iTiffany19/Gifs/My%20LIttle%20Pony%20Gifs/sparkle.gif
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Well, I don't like Mayo...
Luckily, the Fourth Wall in my sector of Earth is holding strong - that adaptive repair protocol I installed a few years ago works wonders.
Well, I have no idea what I just read.
The second she screamed BUTTER all I could think was SkyDoesMinecraft!
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But what if Pinkie and Twilight team up?
The fourth wall will crumble like a sandcastle during a storm.
THEN there will be eternal mayonaise-filled CHOAS!!!! Discord would be proud.
Fantasmatical! I can't wait for the rest! Alas, I know I must, good things come to those who wait! LIKE THE MAYONNAISE! *twitches*
One question... is the mayonnaise Miracle Whip or some other type?
uhmmm
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Hm i was worried for a moment there that this was going to "wtf" free but obviously i was worried for nothing.
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Symphony not writing something WTF-inducing?
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Do I want to know what happened to poor Big Mac?
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Eh... Probably not...
Why does this exist, and why am I neither surprised nor disappointed it exists?
If anything I'm kind of disappointed it hasn't updated since 2012, but hey. Life.