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Westphalian_Musketeer
I read and write in an attempt to figure out which questions and beliefs our little microcosm of a community holds. My verdict? I'm not saying.
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You may not feel ashamed for writing it, but I may feel slightly ashamed for reading it..
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Oh dear sweet Celestia.
Thumbs up and a favorite for you.
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Thanks for the support, to you and all the other readers.
Better!
Oh sweet jesus that was the funniest thing I've read in a long time. You get all of my lulz.
Oh and take the favorite too.
OH GOD I COULD SEE SPIKES FACE! I mean shit if he ever hooks up with a mare she is going to walk sideways.
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You're referring to the lotion joke right? Glad you're all enjoying this as much as I did writing it.
Dear god! That lines while Spike was in the clubhouse and the Cutie Mark Crusader sex educators nearly sent me to the floor!
That was the most comical thing i have ever read about sex education! That was almost as good as the scream that the baglady74 on youtube's video, boast busters did! Genius!
1558654 Glad you enjoyed it, I'm glad all the comedy fics I read rubbed off on me. I was worried the club house scene would be thrashed because I didn't tell who was saying what. Also, thanks for the watch and fave.
1558671 You can easily tell whose saying what, AB has the accent, Sweetie uses slightly bigger words, Scootaloo really only talks about flying incident's and Spike is yelling.
Do I spy a Poke'mon reference?
1559845 If you do, it was not intentional, which part did you think was a reference?
1559858 It's a strange coincidence than. Iv'e recently seen This
and the Fungal remarks reminded me of it.
Ah, the cordyceps thing. I was referring to these little beauts...
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Granted, I did take the liberty of Twilight lecturing about them in the context of cave systems rather than jungles, but then I wouldn't have been able to do the Sub-terano-a-thingamajig gag. Lets just pretend that David Attenborough is a diamond dog in this context.
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Me in this group of comments.
1574010 Are you the pusher or the pushee?
1574044 Pushee.
This was doomed before Spike even began.
Great work!
Darn I wanted this to be a multi-part piece where they proceed to try and educate the school but messing a ton of stuff up and the mane 6 dealing with the fallout XD
Oh GODS I lost it
Damn, been a while since I laughed so hard.....wow, you did perfect on this, poor Spike, I be dying from laughter if I was one of the CMC....damn, this was funny as buck
So close Applebloom, yet so far.
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2639148 Oh yes. I saw a great deal of comedic "Birds and The Bees" stories involving the cutie mark crusaders, but I ended up thinking, "what if the mane six gave the job to Spike instead of bungling it up themselves?" So I made my own.
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Well, considering that this is comedic in every way, I was REALLY saying that part for the ending
It might have been even better if we were privy to the whole discussion, but the ambiguity and minimal context definitely add to the humor. Very funny indeed, though the Clubhouse™ may never be the same.
Poor, poor Rumble...
Quick! To the Brain Bleach cabinet!
Came here after seeing your constructive criticism on a similar story, but you cut out the same part that guy did... It's got the comedic side of it down, I guess. Still, miss the intensity and embarrasment a direct conversation would have.
Wouldn't the cattle be just as prone to privacy as the ponies, since they talk?
69th like!!! LOL!
The worst part is that I can see this as has how things truly went down.
NAAAAAAAAANTS INOGIMYAAAAAAA!!!