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Twilight Sparkle finds a book in the library.
Twilight Sparkle reads aforementioned book.
Twilight Sparkle's life is thrown upside down, her view of her teacher shattered, and her friends pitted against each other.
Everything will return to normal.
One of these statements is false.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh my god, it all makes sense now. Like this story people, like it so that criticalmess must suffer greater pressure than ever before! Just kidding man, good job.
But then that would make the statement true as the qualification of "one of these statements is false" has been satisfied. In fact, it has been satisfied twice over by itself being false, thus making it true. Logically, the only statement that can be false is one of the four above it.
You're Welcome 
Oh geeze! I was just giggling for the entire last bit of this story! 
Twilight freaking out is a lot of fun to read and this time she actually has reason to go nuts!
Oh poor Twilight... well, at least its not death by snoo snoo! -You win an Internet if you get that reference! 
If we must wait... well, we must! But this story is DEFINITELY worth continuing. 
>>1378126 It depends on your interpretation of the term. Strictly, "One of these statements is false" would imply "Exactly one of these statements is false." But if you more broadly define it as "At least one of these statements is false," then the possibility of the fifth being said statement brings forth a paradox (wherein the statement being false renders itself true, a simple liar paradox). Assuming the Novikov self-consistency principle, the probability of the broader definition being true is zero. Thus, the fifth statement may or may not be false, in which case the number of other statements in the description that are false may be equal to or exceed one.
>>1378205 I like how you didn't point out that, through my complex chain of logic, I did nothing more than confirm that the number of false statements is equal to or greater than one, which may have been implied in the first place.
I also like how you didn't point out that the Novikov self-consistency principle only applies to time travel paradoxes 
Panicking Twilight is best Twilight.
It should be interesting to see where this goes.Also, Clover is Luna? That's pretty awesome as well.
This does bring up an interesting question: the legend says that Nightmare Moon was created due to Luna being upset that ponies didn't like her night. But with the things revealed here... what other causes were involved, either alongside or instead of the classical reason?
Oh, also:
"Twi?" Rainbow Dash carefully pulled Twilight's hooves off of her shoulders. "Why don't we slow down this crazy train for a second?"THERE ARE NO BRAKES ON THE CRAZY TRAIN~!
oh right you are the one that wrote Want me Need me Love me that is a good story, you have a natch for the stress out Twilight stuff, though i have to say the Luna being Clover the Clever bit is interesting, but damn man that was total Trollestia if i have ever seen any
>> see character tags
Good Lord, Twilestia? Meh, gonna check it out, see what happens
>> after reading
Ok, this is so awesome I can't even. Alicorn by snoo-snoo. It does raise the question tho, how did Celestia become the way she is? And what of Cadence? Will she be here too?
I was actually expecting something more dark but this is much more entertaining. Can't believe Rarity is insensitive enough about Twilight's feelings, Pinkie I can because she isn't the brightest mare around. They need to think long term, if she becomes an Alicorn she get's eternal life. And that is one hell I wouldn't wish on most. Watch everyone you know grow old and die but unable too yourself.
Alright, this is just getting weird
I'm just gonna go
It's a common premise, and at first glance you're approaching it in a completely straightforward manner.
But I think it's a manner that's never actually been done before, at least as far as I'm aware. Twilight's going into this with her eyes open and totally reluctantly, and all of her friends also know what's going on and their reactions are all over the map. Glorious. :)
Well hurry the hell up with your primary projects! This fic has got me salivating for the ensuing chaos of Twilights mind!
Luna as Clover the Clever? Now THAT has potential for amusement. And I DO love Twilestia. So, the fact that this is Twilight, Celestia, and Luna, who is also Clover, or Past Twilight? Loving it. And i'm already following want me need me love me, so why not follow this too?
Very Original and Interesting. Can't wait for the next chapter.
Oh god.. so funny... too funny! That reveal with Twilight freaking out, Pinkie covering her in gift wrap as a present for Celestia? This was a laugh riot with no stops once it got going. I'm very sad to hear it's a secondary project, but all the same, as long as you take this gem somewhere it's more than worth the wait.
Nice plot bunny you had here, hopefully while working on other fics you'll be inspired on where you want to go next with this. You gave my night a high note to end on, so thanks for that!
"She levitated it front of her, twisting it around to examine every surface."
should be
"She levitated it in front of her, twisting it around to examine every surface."
"The closest she had ever come was reading a letter from the ancient unicorn to Princess Platinum through an inch of glass in the Canterlot Museum of Magic, the only public display of Clover's original handwriting. She had felt elated when she saw that simple letter, now she was stunned into silence to have a complete book by Clover the Clever, written in her own hand."
Shouldn't that be hornwriting and horn?
"Finally Twilight, her curiosity betting the better of her, lifted the scroll and unfurled it."
should be
"Finally Twilight, her curiosity getting the better of her, lifted the scroll and unfurled it."
There is also an extra space between the words "scroll" and "and" too.
Aside from those errors here.
I liked it and hope to see more someday! It's really good! Oh so great! A wonderful story! Best fanfiction ever!
Vader is disapproving of cliff hangars...
>Rarity and Pinkie Pie want Twilight to get raped because they get to design another outfit and throw another party
>Assuming that the princess would rape Twilight into royalty regardless of how Twilight feels about it
>Assuming crowds of ponies would not object to not-too-well-known ponies doing those things for a new princess
>Assuming that she'd still find a time and place for her friends as a princess
>Assuming that Twilight wouldn't hate them for making her get raped into an alicorn
When you word it this way, Rarity and Pinkie Pie are bad "friends" in this story.
Reminds me of Field Notes on Alicorn Reproductive Behavior, although I suppose if one reads enough Pony it all blends together after a while.
Wouldn't Celestia be referred to as 'Our god and mistress' rather than 'Our god and master'?
No Twilight fainting is not escaping, jumping throguh the window and teleporting until you cant teleport anymore is.
God i hope Twilight gets away i mean this whole thing is like suddenly finding out that your teacher or mom is going to rape you A FATE TRULY WORSE THEN DEATH!
"Surely youll be raped by your mother figure/mentor but i get to make FASHION!"
"WHAT KIND OF FRIENDS ARE YOU!?!?"
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