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Anon has been living comfortably in Ponyville for a while now, but the novelty has been wearing off, and now he misses many of the entertainment options he had back home. He brings this up to Twilight, and together they arrange for a game night with her friends to try and make Anon feel more at home.

Unfortunately, Anon forgot just how badly human board games can strain or break even the toughest of friendships.

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Oh boy, the good old Free Parking house rule that completely decimates the balance of the game. Chance and Community Chest cards are meant to remove money from play completely, and one player suddenly getting all that money just keeps the game going, and going, and going....

I see
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I did not think of it like that

I can’t wait for more

Oh also how would anon explain rpg games like world of darkness and warhammer.
Or games where you have to trick each other like secret hittler.

Ohhh MAN this is gonna be GOOD!

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Same goes with people ignoring the auctions. No, you don't get to say "I don't want this property", if you land on an unowned space and aren't buying it, it immediately goes to auction. Players ignoring these rules artificially makes the game go for hours and gives it its reputation, even though it actually only lasts 1 to 2 hours if played properly.

Before I start reading this, I'm going to guess the game is Monopoly

Immediate Like and Watch. It's good to see old Anon coming back finally. I've missed the old oldfag. :twilightblush: :trollestia:

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I'm not so sure secret hitler would be A good idea, considering that would entail explaining whom hitler is, and I don't think educating Ponies on that aspect of our histoury would go over well. :rainbowderp:

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You mean… secret Changeling? :trollestia:

Also, looking forward to seeing a game of Airship, yakyakistan’s checkers, or hungry hungry Celestia next :raritywink:

It was gonna be Monopoly or UNO, I just knew it. IF the elements are still talking to anon after game night, he should suggest UNO next.

Monopoly? Meh. I thought he was giving them Diplomacy or something like this.

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There's a reason I only play UNO 1v1

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1 to 2 hours is still a very long time for such a repetitive game.

Monopoly and Uno.

The Destroyer Of Friendships.

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I don't know. I still have friends that are salty over a ten-hour game of Risk we played some years ago.

One guy was so good at the game the rest of us conspired to get rid of him first, plus we had our own rule if you rolled three dice with the same number it counted as a "Nuclear Bomb" and you automatically won the territory.

We...don't play Risk together anymore.

EVER

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What about diplomacy.

I've seen a few fimfictions about Cards against Humanity, but I can't believe that I've never seen one about Monopoly.

Yeeesss~! The fire rises!

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Hasbro Approves this!

Welp, looks like Equestria is going to need a new Defense Weapon against the forces of evil. No way in hell will the Elements be sane enough, or even have a smidge of friendship power, once this game is done.

That said, I will be watching with a bucket of popcorn to enjoy the chaos it brings!

So THAT is how the mlp universe lost friendship between G4 and G5 !!

Makes sense.
If anything can destroy an entire world it’s good old Monopoly, yes?
:ajsmug:

(Okay, unironically, this 'Mayor' game sounds interesting. Probably much friendlier. Especially from the even more vicious version of monopoly he has misremembered into being.

I very much look forward to seeing this game come to fruition! ... One of my guilty pleasures is 'ponies playing games' fics, so I really enjoy when something like this shows up. Hmmm, maybe they can play Risk on a future day! Y'know, if they're still friends after Monopoly.

Though to be fair, you can recover from a Monopoly game. It can take some hard work, but eventually, you'll probably forgive your enemies... I mean friends. ... We should just be glad they're not playing Diplomacy. From what I understand, that one destroys friendships for life.)

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(That sounds like a great way to get the Mane Six their villain origin stories, and/or have some murders around the table!

Oh, Clue. Clue is another good choice.)

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1 to 2 hours with 8 players. With 2 players and really good/bad luck/understanding of the rules, the game can end in under 5 minutes.

As for the story: Funny referencing but weak delivery.

Can't wait for more

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Though to be fair, you can recover from a Monopoly game. It can take some hard work, but eventually, you'll probably forgive your enemies... I mean friends. ...

I understand Monopoly was originally intended to deliver a message against unbridled capitalism. At first glance, it seems odd to do that with a game where you win by bankrupting everyone else, but when you take all this into consideration, it makes more sense.

I fear that it may have proven to have caused irreparable damage to our friendships

Its not a good game of Monopoly if it does not end with at least one blood feud.

so.......


when are they gonna play.....

UNO?

Cards Against Humanity when?

Of course it's Monopoly. No better way to destroy a friendship.

Very well written.

Haha man games like these are fun to play to bad I don't have friends to play them with

I gotta say that ending was anticlimactic I expected something better, especially after all that waiting. Something like Discord level chaos, that last chapter was like a boring fart. Do not recommend.

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Yeah they build up something. Anon always having a bad feeling throughout the chapters I was not expecting them to just keep playing and the characters reaction to losing was more civil than I expected

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Agreed - Twilight's letter states:

I fear that [Monopoly] may have proven to have caused irreparable damage to our friendships.

...but we never actually get any indication of any damage whatsoever to anyone's friendship.

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You know, Airship makes me think of who could do the songs for the movie conversion.

Maybe Octavia and Vinyl under a recording contract?

Octavia in her Fiddlesticks get up as Hayseed.
Vinyl in Rarities Futuretek suit as CeeDeed?:pinkiecrazy:

Hahahaha, oh jeez. I did wonder when I heard the name Mayor for a Day where this was headed but I did not predict that ending, bravo. n_n

I have had the humorously horrible thought that the various torture games the YouTuber Valefisk has either designed or found would do horrible things to the Equestrian Psyche.

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Well, Equestria has TTRPGs. Ogres and Oubleittes (I know I misspelled that) is a canon parallel to early DnD. (Dm making the rolls and such) so one can assume other franchises exist. Though the grimdark aspect of Warhammer might upset pony sensibilities.

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