A man with only enough memory to recognize his new body is not his own is thrust into a new world with more power than he ever believes he wanted. He will need to get use to his new body, new customs, and new abilities as Fecto Elfilis.
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Ah yes, THE ZEBRA EPISODE. I mean, 9n one hand, I get it, the opposite of bright and colorful horses would be a black and white zebra. But on the other hand, that presentation at the episode start...
Alpha and his knights would be right at home helping train the equestiran guards to actualy be strong
Fuckin mint!
I love how Celestia just flat out called their subjects idiots! XD
This chapter made me laugh, not as hard as Chapter 2 but it's still funny XD. Keep up the good work.
Spike doesnt make the populance panic because not only does he look like a foal from the front, he also looks pretty much like one as he is going away?
From the side, well, that makes him Twilights weird pet cripple?
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He's also a pretty purple color. Nothing small and magenta could ever be evil!
CURSES!! Foiled again!
I thought you already knew that since you should have seen plenty of them in your court, no?
OK, let's do this.
There are a lot of people who have sex on the first date. A lot. But what I'm going to talk about here isn't going to be those hookups. I'm going to talk about the reality of dating.
The answer very much depends on your age. The younger you are the longer its acceptable to screw around about sex. When you reach 30, putting off sex, gets you dumped. You see, its basically life. A working adult, especially when you get older has almost no real free time. So you get basically one free day a week, if even that. So When you go on a date, or out to a bar, thats your only chance for the next seven days, or more to get any action.
Now, while you would expect that men would be the worst when it comes to this, its actually the women who are the most stern. While a man WILL give you a second chance at what they consider a waste of time of a date, Women absolutely will not. If a woman goes out, specifically intending to get laid and they come home on their only day off with no action, they will never go on a date with that guy again. Period. Women do not like to strike out. They get pissed off like you would not believe.
Plus, I think as you age, the tolerance for the games disappears along with the free time. When you're young, there is a game of it. Everyone pretends that sex and attraction has nothing to do with it. When your date nights get limited and the attractive partners begin disappearing, the games basically stop. The guy knows why the woman's there, the woman knows why the guys there, they both have to work tomorrow morning, and it gets straight forward.
Oh, and there is a outlook shift that happens as well. When you're young, you're looking for a partner primarily, sex is the bonus. When you're older and dating, you're not expecting to find a partner, your dating for the sex, finding a partner is a bonus.
Monk.
PFFFT-
Stop trying to make sense of it. It's not supposed to make sense. It is like trying to understand Pinkie Pie or Kirby.
Tia? Is something wrong?"
"Our subjects are fucking idiots."
That killed me. I had to call in Advance for my Tombstone, thank you. You killed a innocent person with your story, I hope you feel satisfied with your result.
FINALLY SHE GETS IT!!!
You forgot about how ponys are control freaks. In that same episode the Mane 6 talk about how the plants, animals and weather all act on there own.
I thought the Zecora episode was kinda dumb. Especially when we found out more about the town's populus. They know other races, some far more "intimidating"
katsuki bakugo reference?
YES!!! YES! SHE FINALLY SAID IT! SHE SAID IT!
GEORGE TAKEI.