It's called garbage can, not garbage can't.
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Rarity doesn't have the best track record with love. Not one bit. And she knows it. She's about to talk about it, actually. It's going to take a while. You might want to sit down for this one.
She's not bitter about it. Not at all.
Originally written as a speedwrite, expanded here for your questionable enjoyment.
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I'm not sure I like how you've portrayed our favorite fashionista here. She's a hot mess, to whom the Universe seems to enjoy kicking around for Its sole amusement. Despite that possible ending, I'd say she needs to work on herself first before she once again, as Steven Bishop once sang, "throws her heart up to see where it lands."
Wasn't expecting that ending. That was sweet, no matter how much of a disaster Rarity is.
11251941 I would argue you're quite right! I like the idea that instead of chasing other ponies all the time, she's the one getting the attention for once, which might be what she needs/deserves.
Or maybe romance is a big mess anyway and there are no right answers. I wouldn't know; I just study bones and stuff.
11251979 Glad you enjoyed it!
And then they break up a week later and Rarity drowns in ice cream. Literally.
That was a good story.
Ngl, I though the picture said āCherry Lubeā and that seemed extra appropriate
An enjoyable read.
Howdy, hi~!
Ah, I love my trainwreck gays. This was super fun, and I love the Rarity perspective on this. She's amped up to eleven and I love the absolute diva energy coming off of her. Super enjoyable read with a really fun over the top characterization of Rarity.
Thanks for the read~!
11265953 Cheers; I like disasters too. Glad you enjoyed it!
Excellent
Recorded for the audiobook version, whew, exhausting imitating Rarity for a whole story straight, I hope I did a decent job.
11292457 If you think it's tiring imitating her, imagine how stressful being the genuine article must be.
Cheers! Hope you had fun. : )
I've been a tad depressed lately. I mean, more than I usually am anyway. Because I made the mistake to look up some of my favorite writers, and so, so many of them left. And then I read this, and it's relatively new, and I chuckled a bunch and smiled whenever I did not chuckle, and I had Rarity's voice in my head, and I read some passages out loud without feeling like an idiot. Goodness, I love your writing. And I'm so grateful that you're still around.
I pity Rares. I'm not a fan of her theatrics, but I still like her. And she obviously deserves better. But hey, maybe she'll finally be in good hooves with Twi.
Thank you for writing!
11300936 Hap does not die; he merely hibernates sometimes.
Glad you enjoyed it! I find Rarity very fun to write.
As soon as Spike hears about all of this he'll be the one going in on the icecream at Twilight's. Again. And every time Rarity comes over to see Twilight and gives Spike a little wave, twisting the knife just a bit more.
so true extremely important
extremely true, love her
nothing else explains the dynamic in āLook Before You Sleepā
so true
aww we saw that one!
now that is a conversation!
ehehe love Rarity using the excuse of taking measurements to scope out her crushes, so very canon
i gotta say Rarity of all the ponies to drop subtle hints to Rainbow Dash is probably the last one youād want
relatable
best way to handle this, wish all stories did so
dangit they really need to form a triad already
this is so Rarity i love it
ehehe perfect pony for her to be talking to
ahahaha
so Rarity to set up the only situation where the anxious Twilight would be the first to make a move, love it
aww! love the happy ending. and Rarityās ability to fall in love is just so perfectly Rarity, i love it so much. glad i got to read this expanded version, thank you for writing!