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The midpoint of a pony's leg is a po-knee.

A Little Bit About Me

If I don't answer a DM, don't worry, it's not you. I just don't like private messaging.
Previously known as Badly Drawn Turtle.

#PlushCount
56 Total
1 Cadance (Build-A-Bear 16")
1 Zecora (Build-A-Bear 16")
1 Songbird Serenade (Build-A-Bear 16")
1 Queen Chrysalis (Olyfactory 12" (unofficial))
1 Vinyl Scratch (Aurora 6")
1 Doctor Hooves (Aurora 6")
1 Ditzy Doo (Aurora 6")
1 Spike (Aurora 10")
1 Cheerilee (Build-A-Bear 16'')
2 Tempest Shadow (Movie 10", Build-A-Bear 16")
2 Sunset Shimmer (Build-A-Bear 16", Olyfactory 12" (unofficial))
2 Celestia (Aurora 6.5", Build-A-Bear 16")
3 Luna (Aurora 6.5", Build-A-Bear 16", Olyfactory 12" (unofficial))
4 Twilight Sparkle (Aurora 6", Aurora 10" (sitting), 4DE 10.5", Build-A-Bear 16")
5 Rarity (Ty 6" (2014) (2), Ty 6" (2016) (2), Ty 20", Aurora 6", Aurora 10")
6 Fluttershy (Hasbro 6", Movie 10" (Sea Pony), Ty 20", Aurora 6", 4DE 10.5", Build-A-Bear 16")
6 Applejack (Ty 11", Aurora 6" (3), Aurora 10" (standing), Aurora 10" (sitting))
7 Pinkie Pie (Movie 10" (Sea Pony), Ty 6", Ty 11" (2), Ty 20", Aurora 10" (sitting), Build-A-Bear 16")
9 Rainbow Dash (Movie 10" (Sea Pony), Ty 6" (2), Aurora 6" (3), Aurora 10" (sitting), 4DE 11", Build-A-Bear 16")
And they all live on my bed.

#ComicCount
Friendship is Magic: 102/102
Friends Forever: 38/38
Micro Series: 10/10
FIENDSHIP is Magic: 5/5
Legends of Magic: 13/13 (Annual 2018 counted here)
Ponyville Mysteries: 5/5
Nightmare Knights: 5/5
Spirit of the Forest: 3/3
Feats of Friendship: 3/3
Generations: 5/5
The Movie Prequel: 4/4
MLP Transformers: 4/4
MLP Transformers 2: 4/4
Annuals: 4/4 (2013, 2014, 2017,2021)
Holiday Specials: 4/4
Deviations: 1/1
20/20: 1/1
March Radness: 1/1
Free Comic Book Day: 1/1
Total: 213/213

#MorePonyCount
Official Pony Books: 78
Fan Comics: 2
Fan Books: 10
CCG: 688 Unique (30.9% of released cards)

Writing Status: Wallowing in the Pits of the Unwritten Word


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Wishing the World Would Stop Being So Real

Apr
9th
2020

On Becoming a Pony · 6:29am Apr 9th, 2020

To many the very concept is, on the face of it, insane. A good portion of people won't even get to the "but how" part, some because they're so comfortable with what they currently are that they can't comprehend a sane person desiring change, and others because they view "human" as some sort of sacred designation to which change could only make one lesser, as a beast or monster. But I would claim that the idea is not as far-fetched or unusual as common wisdom would have it.

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